Definitions by mlvd742
urbanignoramus
Classifications 2 and 3:
2.) Someone who feels the need to post the same definition of an already over defined word with no new or interesting information to speak of on it. Some words have more than one meaning and at times the previous definition(s) may not be fully explained or could have more substance to further enhance its meaning; however, once all aspects have been discussed, you need to stop. There are only so many times someone can post bondage as kinky sex, sex that is kinky, rough sex involving kinky toys or a qweef as a pussy fart, cunt fart, or vaginal flatulence before you really start to just look desperate to get a word in edgewise (pun intended) on this site so that to yourself you appear "so original and inquisitive."
3.) Someone who tends to spend more time defining words with their own personal opinions rather than "facts." (The word facts is in quotations, because although some words on here are real, many are fictitious; however, that should not interfere with your ability to define to others what you take that word to mean, without stating how "awesome" or "disgusting" you think the word is.) For example, instead of defining anal sex as "something that is repulsive and only meant for queers," you should rather be focusing on what it actually is: "penetration of one's anus performed on both men/women that can involve the use of a penis or any numerous sex toys."
2.) Someone who feels the need to post the same definition of an already over defined word with no new or interesting information to speak of on it. Some words have more than one meaning and at times the previous definition(s) may not be fully explained or could have more substance to further enhance its meaning; however, once all aspects have been discussed, you need to stop. There are only so many times someone can post bondage as kinky sex, sex that is kinky, rough sex involving kinky toys or a qweef as a pussy fart, cunt fart, or vaginal flatulence before you really start to just look desperate to get a word in edgewise (pun intended) on this site so that to yourself you appear "so original and inquisitive."
3.) Someone who tends to spend more time defining words with their own personal opinions rather than "facts." (The word facts is in quotations, because although some words on here are real, many are fictitious; however, that should not interfere with your ability to define to others what you take that word to mean, without stating how "awesome" or "disgusting" you think the word is.) For example, instead of defining anal sex as "something that is repulsive and only meant for queers," you should rather be focusing on what it actually is: "penetration of one's anus performed on both men/women that can involve the use of a penis or any numerous sex toys."
Stop being an urbanignoramus!
urbanignoramus by mlvd742 December 8, 2009
Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day
The highly anticipated sequel to the original 1999 movie, The Boondock Saints. It was released on October 30, 2009 exclusively to only 67 theaters nationwide; however, expanded to additional theaters in November and again in December.
Due to the first movie practically becoming an instant cult classic, there was much hesitation from the fans who were both eager and skeptic to watch it. Yet, astoundingly enough, the writer and director, Troy Duffy, managed to produce a sequel that was equally as incredible as the first. (Though, the first will always win due to the fact that it was the film that started it all, the second one exceeded just about everyones expectations).
Future viewers can anticipate the following from this film: references to every major scene and joke from the first film, appearances and cameos of ALL (yes, that is somewhat a spoiler) the same characters from the first (including the bartender with Tourette's syndrome and Rocco's girlfriends cat!), do not fret over the addition of a seemingly attractive FBI agent for there is still no underlying theme of a romance (which is yet another reason most people adored the original film), and the anticipation of a third film to be made!
Due to the first movie practically becoming an instant cult classic, there was much hesitation from the fans who were both eager and skeptic to watch it. Yet, astoundingly enough, the writer and director, Troy Duffy, managed to produce a sequel that was equally as incredible as the first. (Though, the first will always win due to the fact that it was the film that started it all, the second one exceeded just about everyones expectations).
Future viewers can anticipate the following from this film: references to every major scene and joke from the first film, appearances and cameos of ALL (yes, that is somewhat a spoiler) the same characters from the first (including the bartender with Tourette's syndrome and Rocco's girlfriends cat!), do not fret over the addition of a seemingly attractive FBI agent for there is still no underlying theme of a romance (which is yet another reason most people adored the original film), and the anticipation of a third film to be made!
Whoa, the sequel to The Boondock Saints, The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day, far exceeded my expectations and I now officially adore them both!
Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day by mlvd742 December 8, 2009
The Andrew Jansick
One who exhibits one or more of the following behaviors:
- Constantly blaming anything and everything on their dog who really does nothing wrong at all.
- Obsessed with puns to the point where they send all the ones they can think of to their friends via text.
- Frequently talking in a loud, high-pitched voice to emphasize almost every word they ever speak.
- Having mini seizures everytime someone even attempts to tickle them.
- Spending much time online looking up random videos and commercials that they find to be the greatest thing ever.
- They invent their own "seats" in cars and never actually sit in the designated passenger seats for standing still is a skill they have yet to master.
- Turning any ordinary task into a scene that mimics a porno.
- Amuses themselves by taking hundreds of photos on their phone, only to laugh at each one then delete them.
*Though typically this term describes a male, it can apply to women as well.
- Constantly blaming anything and everything on their dog who really does nothing wrong at all.
- Obsessed with puns to the point where they send all the ones they can think of to their friends via text.
- Frequently talking in a loud, high-pitched voice to emphasize almost every word they ever speak.
- Having mini seizures everytime someone even attempts to tickle them.
- Spending much time online looking up random videos and commercials that they find to be the greatest thing ever.
- They invent their own "seats" in cars and never actually sit in the designated passenger seats for standing still is a skill they have yet to master.
- Turning any ordinary task into a scene that mimics a porno.
- Amuses themselves by taking hundreds of photos on their phone, only to laugh at each one then delete them.
*Though typically this term describes a male, it can apply to women as well.
Ya know, I'm just going to pull The Andrew Jansick. From now one, every problem I have if Fido's fault!
The Andrew Jansick by mlvd742 December 8, 2009
BDTF
In this version of the common DTF, the added letter of B at the beginning makes this stand for Beyond Down to Fuck.
When does one choose stating he/she is DTF versus BDTF? When that individual is up for fucking and beyond, as in, anything or everything will go, and the escapades they are up for may not all include sexual undertones. Perhaps including, but not limited to, adventures of malicious, dangerous, and highly illegal/immoral intent.
Due to unpredictable nature of those titled as BDTF, one should exhibit caution before spending the night alone with what could be one sadistic individual.
This term can be used interchangably with DTF A&E (Down to Fuck: Anything and Everything], yet most prefer BDTF as it is said to "roll off the tounge easier."
When does one choose stating he/she is DTF versus BDTF? When that individual is up for fucking and beyond, as in, anything or everything will go, and the escapades they are up for may not all include sexual undertones. Perhaps including, but not limited to, adventures of malicious, dangerous, and highly illegal/immoral intent.
Due to unpredictable nature of those titled as BDTF, one should exhibit caution before spending the night alone with what could be one sadistic individual.
This term can be used interchangably with DTF A&E (Down to Fuck: Anything and Everything], yet most prefer BDTF as it is said to "roll off the tounge easier."
Fruit by the Foot Fetish
The act of using this popular fruit roll-up treat to stimulate and arouse your partner in a number of ways including blind folding them with it, wrapping it around their penis when giving a blow job, or rubbing it on a woman's genitals.
Fruit by the Foot Fetish by mlvd742 December 5, 2009
bondage
Another, non-sexual, definition of this widely used term referring to the tragic occurence of what happens when one accidentally super glues one body part to another resulting in a semi-permanent bond that is both frustrating and painful to separate.