mlvd742's definitions
A person who enjoys the music of Justin Bieber, but is too afraid to admit this to the world or any one person besides themself for that matter. Being that this artist gets hated on just as much as he is adored, making the statement of liking this sixteen year olds music and style is something that not everyone is proud of or comfortable with; hence, they are still "in the closet" with their JB love.
Yes world, I enjoy My World 2.0. I've been a closet Bieberian for 4 months now and I just can't keep this a secret any longer. I get down to Baby every time I hear it on the radio. Please don't disown me mom.
by mlvd742 May 3, 2010
Get the closet Bieberianmug. Another, non-sexual, definition of this widely used term referring to the tragic occurence of what happens when one accidentally super glues one body part to another resulting in a semi-permanent bond that is both frustrating and painful to separate.
Hal: Man, I had some painful bondage last night.
Stu: That's hot dude! With who?
Hal: This tube of Krazy Hold Super Glue.
Stu: That's hot dude! With who?
Hal: This tube of Krazy Hold Super Glue.
by mlvd742 December 5, 2009
Get the bondagemug. Classifications 2 and 3:
2.) Someone who feels the need to post the same definition of an already over defined word with no new or interesting information to speak of on it. Some words have more than one meaning and at times the previous definition(s) may not be fully explained or could have more substance to further enhance its meaning; however, once all aspects have been discussed, you need to stop. There are only so many times someone can post bondage as kinky sex, sex that is kinky, rough sex involving kinky toys or a qweef as a pussy fart, cunt fart, or vaginal flatulence before you really start to just look desperate to get a word in edgewise (pun intended) on this site so that to yourself you appear "so original and inquisitive."
3.) Someone who tends to spend more time defining words with their own personal opinions rather than "facts." (The word facts is in quotations, because although some words on here are real, many are fictitious; however, that should not interfere with your ability to define to others what you take that word to mean, without stating how "awesome" or "disgusting" you think the word is.) For example, instead of defining anal sex as "something that is repulsive and only meant for queers," you should rather be focusing on what it actually is: "penetration of one's anus performed on both men/women that can involve the use of a penis or any numerous sex toys."
2.) Someone who feels the need to post the same definition of an already over defined word with no new or interesting information to speak of on it. Some words have more than one meaning and at times the previous definition(s) may not be fully explained or could have more substance to further enhance its meaning; however, once all aspects have been discussed, you need to stop. There are only so many times someone can post bondage as kinky sex, sex that is kinky, rough sex involving kinky toys or a qweef as a pussy fart, cunt fart, or vaginal flatulence before you really start to just look desperate to get a word in edgewise (pun intended) on this site so that to yourself you appear "so original and inquisitive."
3.) Someone who tends to spend more time defining words with their own personal opinions rather than "facts." (The word facts is in quotations, because although some words on here are real, many are fictitious; however, that should not interfere with your ability to define to others what you take that word to mean, without stating how "awesome" or "disgusting" you think the word is.) For example, instead of defining anal sex as "something that is repulsive and only meant for queers," you should rather be focusing on what it actually is: "penetration of one's anus performed on both men/women that can involve the use of a penis or any numerous sex toys."
Stop being an urbanignoramus!
by mlvd742 December 8, 2009
Get the urbanignoramusmug. Another, less appauling version, of the well-known "Golden Shower." In the CR style, one takes the famously delicious beverage known as Mountain Dew and gargles it their mouth until it becomes warm. Their partner (either male or female) is then put on their knees with their mouth wide open (eyes may be open or shut depending on one's personal preferences), as the other proceeds to spit and pour out the contents of their Mountain Dew concoction into the others mouth. Though this practice can be done for the pleasure of tasting this beverage in a whole new way, typically it is meant to be erotic and done for sexual pleasure for either both one or both parties.
My girlfriend was never as into Golden Showers as I was until I gave her a hot one, Golden Shower CR style.
by mlvd742 December 5, 2009
Get the Golden Shower CR stylemug. The act of using this popular fruit roll-up treat to stimulate and arouse your partner in a number of ways including blind folding them with it, wrapping it around their penis when giving a blow job, or rubbing it on a woman's genitals.
by mlvd742 December 5, 2009
Get the Fruit by the Foot Fetishmug. One who has swag. Though this is 99% determined by genetics, the other 1% of swaggerists have acquired their swag by other means such as hanging around a true, blood-born swaggerist. (While this is possible, it is also a rarity). Swaggerists are as fresh and fly as people come and exhuberate sex, beer, and partying like it's their job. Swaggerists are beautiful people and classy in any/all situations. A great example of a swaggerist in the media was Christain Bale's character in American Psycho; even when killing he always remained calm and fashionable. The only exception for swaggerists is that your name CANNOT be Dominic.
by mlvd742 May 25, 2010
Get the swaggeristmug. Stands for Down to Fuck: Anything and Everything. See BDTF for full definition as the two can be used interchangably.
by mlvd742 December 7, 2009
Get the DTF A&Emug.