mlvd742's definitions
Classification 4:
4.) Someone who hardly defines a word. Though it is not necessary to type out a novel (as with this definition), especially since most people who visit this site are just looking for a few brief moments of a good laugh, you should still clearly state exactly what your word means so that others are not left with only part of the words definition. This also causes the annoying act of urbanignoramus classification number 2. If one person can just thoroughly define a word the first time, maybe then others will stop feeling the need to incessantly resubmit yet another replica of the definition.
4.) Someone who hardly defines a word. Though it is not necessary to type out a novel (as with this definition), especially since most people who visit this site are just looking for a few brief moments of a good laugh, you should still clearly state exactly what your word means so that others are not left with only part of the words definition. This also causes the annoying act of urbanignoramus classification number 2. If one person can just thoroughly define a word the first time, maybe then others will stop feeling the need to incessantly resubmit yet another replica of the definition.
What is with this chick being an urbanignoramus?
by mlvd742 December 8, 2009
Get the urbanignoramusmug. Another, less appauling version, of the well-known "Golden Shower." In the CR style, one takes the famously delicious beverage known as Mountain Dew and gargles it their mouth until it becomes warm. Their partner (either male or female) is then put on their knees with their mouth wide open (eyes may be open or shut depending on one's personal preferences), as the other proceeds to spit and pour out the contents of their Mountain Dew concoction into the others mouth. Though this practice can be done for the pleasure of tasting this beverage in a whole new way, typically it is meant to be erotic and done for sexual pleasure for either both one or both parties.
My girlfriend was never as into Golden Showers as I was until I gave her a hot one, Golden Shower CR style.
by mlvd742 December 5, 2009
Get the Golden Shower CR stylemug. Stands for Down to Fuck: Anything and Everything. See BDTF for full definition as the two can be used interchangably.
by mlvd742 December 7, 2009
Get the DTF A&Emug. Another, more appauling version, of the Wet Willy. In this variation, one inserts their finger into their anus and then shoves it up the nose of an unsuspecting victim.
Though this can be done as nothing more than a cruel joke, it is typically executed when you want to humiliate someone and make them feel unworthy.
Though this can be done as nothing more than a cruel joke, it is typically executed when you want to humiliate someone and make them feel unworthy.
Clyde pissed me off so bad last night, I took it upon myself to teach him a lesson and give him a Bronco Billy that he'll never forget.
by mlvd742 December 8, 2009
Get the Bronco Billymug. Another definition to this widely used term referring to the act of getting bludgeoned (possibly to death) with the tool known as a hammer.
by mlvd742 January 13, 2010
Get the hammeredmug. A person who frequently misuses Urbandictionary.com. I.e. any individual who falls under one or more of the following classifications (there are 5 main classifications to define this word, yet due to the character limit on definitions, another post(s) will show the rest):
1.) Someone who posts a definition where there are spelling and grammar errors. Though this site is meant to be "just for fun," it really is also meant to be informative and enlightening. It is incredibly obnoxious to attempt to simply look up a few new words here and there and have to first decipher the submitters words before you can even begin to understand the definition they are trying to explain. Urbandictionary.com gives you 3 chances when submitting a new word to edit it, so why not take an extra minute of your time (especially since you are already committing a few minutes to even submit a word), and proof read it.
1.) Someone who posts a definition where there are spelling and grammar errors. Though this site is meant to be "just for fun," it really is also meant to be informative and enlightening. It is incredibly obnoxious to attempt to simply look up a few new words here and there and have to first decipher the submitters words before you can even begin to understand the definition they are trying to explain. Urbandictionary.com gives you 3 chances when submitting a new word to edit it, so why not take an extra minute of your time (especially since you are already committing a few minutes to even submit a word), and proof read it.
by mlvd742 December 8, 2009
Get the urbanignoramusmug. The act of using this popular fruit roll-up treat to stimulate and arouse your partner in a number of ways including blind folding them with it, wrapping it around their penis when giving a blow job, or rubbing it on a woman's genitals.
by mlvd742 December 5, 2009
Get the Fruit by the Foot Fetishmug.