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Another definition to this widely used term referring to the act of getting bludgeoned (possibly to death) with the tool known as a hammer.
by mlvd742 January 13, 2010
Get the hammeredmug. One who exhibits one or more of the following behaviors:
- Constantly blaming anything and everything on their dog who really does nothing wrong at all.
- Obsessed with puns to the point where they send all the ones they can think of to their friends via text.
- Frequently talking in a loud, high-pitched voice to emphasize almost every word they ever speak.
- Having mini seizures everytime someone even attempts to tickle them.
- Spending much time online looking up random videos and commercials that they find to be the greatest thing ever.
- They invent their own "seats" in cars and never actually sit in the designated passenger seats for standing still is a skill they have yet to master.
- Turning any ordinary task into a scene that mimics a porno.
- Amuses themselves by taking hundreds of photos on their phone, only to laugh at each one then delete them.
*Though typically this term describes a male, it can apply to women as well.
- Constantly blaming anything and everything on their dog who really does nothing wrong at all.
- Obsessed with puns to the point where they send all the ones they can think of to their friends via text.
- Frequently talking in a loud, high-pitched voice to emphasize almost every word they ever speak.
- Having mini seizures everytime someone even attempts to tickle them.
- Spending much time online looking up random videos and commercials that they find to be the greatest thing ever.
- They invent their own "seats" in cars and never actually sit in the designated passenger seats for standing still is a skill they have yet to master.
- Turning any ordinary task into a scene that mimics a porno.
- Amuses themselves by taking hundreds of photos on their phone, only to laugh at each one then delete them.
*Though typically this term describes a male, it can apply to women as well.
Ya know, I'm just going to pull The Andrew Jansick. From now one, every problem I have if Fido's fault!
by mlvd742 December 8, 2009
Get the The Andrew Jansickmug. The act of using this popular fruit roll-up treat to stimulate and arouse your partner in a number of ways including blind folding them with it, wrapping it around their penis when giving a blow job, or rubbing it on a woman's genitals.
by mlvd742 December 5, 2009
Get the Fruit by the Foot Fetishmug. Lastly, classification number 5:
5.) Someone whose made-up word pertains only to that individual or is most obviously an inside joke that only they are their friends will care about. While many of the words submitted to this website are created from your own life experiences, when submitting it, you should be focused of submitting your word so that others whom you do not know may laugh and enjoy the definition as well. Sure your word may be derived from "that one night at Jenna's house," yet do not submit it if you are not willing to explain the meaning in a way that others will care about. Also, while many words may be defining a specific individual you know or the definition may contain their name, instead of doing this, rather explain traits attributed to that person so others can relate. Instead of saying that (completely made up example) a defaugh is when someone acts like Jane Doe Smith (perhaps this is a girl you know that is incredibly attractive, but has gross habits of picking her nose in public), then say just that. A defaugh is when a really attractive female commits gross habits in public. There, now everyone can laugh.
5.) Someone whose made-up word pertains only to that individual or is most obviously an inside joke that only they are their friends will care about. While many of the words submitted to this website are created from your own life experiences, when submitting it, you should be focused of submitting your word so that others whom you do not know may laugh and enjoy the definition as well. Sure your word may be derived from "that one night at Jenna's house," yet do not submit it if you are not willing to explain the meaning in a way that others will care about. Also, while many words may be defining a specific individual you know or the definition may contain their name, instead of doing this, rather explain traits attributed to that person so others can relate. Instead of saying that (completely made up example) a defaugh is when someone acts like Jane Doe Smith (perhaps this is a girl you know that is incredibly attractive, but has gross habits of picking her nose in public), then say just that. A defaugh is when a really attractive female commits gross habits in public. There, now everyone can laugh.
I think you are turning into an urbanignoramus.
by mlvd742 December 8, 2009
Get the urbanignoramusmug. Another, non-sexual, definition of this widely used term referring to the tragic occurence of what happens when one accidentally super glues one body part to another resulting in a semi-permanent bond that is both frustrating and painful to separate.
Hal: Man, I had some painful bondage last night.
Stu: That's hot dude! With who?
Hal: This tube of Krazy Hold Super Glue.
Stu: That's hot dude! With who?
Hal: This tube of Krazy Hold Super Glue.
by mlvd742 December 5, 2009
Get the bondagemug. Another, less appauling version, of the well-known "Golden Shower." In the CR style, one takes the famously delicious beverage known as Mountain Dew and gargles it their mouth until it becomes warm. Their partner (either male or female) is then put on their knees with their mouth wide open (eyes may be open or shut depending on one's personal preferences), as the other proceeds to spit and pour out the contents of their Mountain Dew concoction into the others mouth. Though this practice can be done for the pleasure of tasting this beverage in a whole new way, typically it is meant to be erotic and done for sexual pleasure for either both one or both parties.
My girlfriend was never as into Golden Showers as I was until I gave her a hot one, Golden Shower CR style.
by mlvd742 December 5, 2009
Get the Golden Shower CR stylemug. Classification 4:
4.) Someone who hardly defines a word. Though it is not necessary to type out a novel (as with this definition), especially since most people who visit this site are just looking for a few brief moments of a good laugh, you should still clearly state exactly what your word means so that others are not left with only part of the words definition. This also causes the annoying act of urbanignoramus classification number 2. If one person can just thoroughly define a word the first time, maybe then others will stop feeling the need to incessantly resubmit yet another replica of the definition.
4.) Someone who hardly defines a word. Though it is not necessary to type out a novel (as with this definition), especially since most people who visit this site are just looking for a few brief moments of a good laugh, you should still clearly state exactly what your word means so that others are not left with only part of the words definition. This also causes the annoying act of urbanignoramus classification number 2. If one person can just thoroughly define a word the first time, maybe then others will stop feeling the need to incessantly resubmit yet another replica of the definition.
What is with this chick being an urbanignoramus?
by mlvd742 December 8, 2009
Get the urbanignoramusmug.