mlvd742's definitions
Another, more appauling version, of the Wet Willy. In this variation, one inserts their finger into their anus and then shoves it up the nose of an unsuspecting victim.
Though this can be done as nothing more than a cruel joke, it is typically executed when you want to humiliate someone and make them feel unworthy.
Though this can be done as nothing more than a cruel joke, it is typically executed when you want to humiliate someone and make them feel unworthy.
Clyde pissed me off so bad last night, I took it upon myself to teach him a lesson and give him a Bronco Billy that he'll never forget.
by mlvd742 December 8, 2009
Get the Bronco Billymug. Another definition to this widely used term referring to the act of getting bludgeoned (possibly to death) with the tool known as a hammer.
by mlvd742 January 13, 2010
Get the hammeredmug. Classification 4:
4.) Someone who hardly defines a word. Though it is not necessary to type out a novel (as with this definition), especially since most people who visit this site are just looking for a few brief moments of a good laugh, you should still clearly state exactly what your word means so that others are not left with only part of the words definition. This also causes the annoying act of urbanignoramus classification number 2. If one person can just thoroughly define a word the first time, maybe then others will stop feeling the need to incessantly resubmit yet another replica of the definition.
4.) Someone who hardly defines a word. Though it is not necessary to type out a novel (as with this definition), especially since most people who visit this site are just looking for a few brief moments of a good laugh, you should still clearly state exactly what your word means so that others are not left with only part of the words definition. This also causes the annoying act of urbanignoramus classification number 2. If one person can just thoroughly define a word the first time, maybe then others will stop feeling the need to incessantly resubmit yet another replica of the definition.
What is with this chick being an urbanignoramus?
by mlvd742 December 8, 2009
Get the urbanignoramusmug. The act of using this popular fruit roll-up treat to stimulate and arouse your partner in a number of ways including blind folding them with it, wrapping it around their penis when giving a blow job, or rubbing it on a woman's genitals.
by mlvd742 December 5, 2009
Get the Fruit by the Foot Fetishmug. Another, less appauling version, of the well-known "Golden Shower." In the CR style, one takes the famously delicious beverage known as Mountain Dew and gargles it their mouth until it becomes warm. Their partner (either male or female) is then put on their knees with their mouth wide open (eyes may be open or shut depending on one's personal preferences), as the other proceeds to spit and pour out the contents of their Mountain Dew concoction into the others mouth. Though this practice can be done for the pleasure of tasting this beverage in a whole new way, typically it is meant to be erotic and done for sexual pleasure for either both one or both parties.
My girlfriend was never as into Golden Showers as I was until I gave her a hot one, Golden Shower CR style.
by mlvd742 December 5, 2009
Get the Golden Shower CR stylemug. In this version of the common DTF, the added letter of B at the beginning makes this stand for Beyond Down to Fuck.
When does one choose stating he/she is DTF versus BDTF? When that individual is up for fucking and beyond, as in, anything or everything will go, and the escapades they are up for may not all include sexual undertones. Perhaps including, but not limited to, adventures of malicious, dangerous, and highly illegal/immoral intent.
Due to unpredictable nature of those titled as BDTF, one should exhibit caution before spending the night alone with what could be one sadistic individual.
This term can be used interchangably with DTF A&E (Down to Fuck: Anything and Everything, yet most prefer BDTF as it is said to "roll off the tounge easier."
When does one choose stating he/she is DTF versus BDTF? When that individual is up for fucking and beyond, as in, anything or everything will go, and the escapades they are up for may not all include sexual undertones. Perhaps including, but not limited to, adventures of malicious, dangerous, and highly illegal/immoral intent.
Due to unpredictable nature of those titled as BDTF, one should exhibit caution before spending the night alone with what could be one sadistic individual.
This term can be used interchangably with DTF A&E (Down to Fuck: Anything and Everything, yet most prefer BDTF as it is said to "roll off the tounge easier."
Dude 1: Have you heard about Mary?
Dude 2: No dude, what?
Dude 1: Told Joe she was BDTF. Apparently after the three hours of rough sex, she got a knife and stabbed him. She then proceeded to give him a blow job as she stuck her fingers in his slash wounds and painted on her body with his blood.
Dude 2: No dude, what?
Dude 1: Told Joe she was BDTF. Apparently after the three hours of rough sex, she got a knife and stabbed him. She then proceeded to give him a blow job as she stuck her fingers in his slash wounds and painted on her body with his blood.
by mlvd742 December 7, 2009
Get the BDTFmug. One who exhibits one or more of the following behaviors:
- Constantly blaming anything and everything on their dog who really does nothing wrong at all.
- Obsessed with puns to the point where they send all the ones they can think of to their friends via text.
- Frequently talking in a loud, high-pitched voice to emphasize almost every word they ever speak.
- Having mini seizures everytime someone even attempts to tickle them.
- Spending much time online looking up random videos and commercials that they find to be the greatest thing ever.
- They invent their own "seats" in cars and never actually sit in the designated passenger seats for standing still is a skill they have yet to master.
- Turning any ordinary task into a scene that mimics a porno.
- Amuses themselves by taking hundreds of photos on their phone, only to laugh at each one then delete them.
*Though typically this term describes a male, it can apply to women as well.
- Constantly blaming anything and everything on their dog who really does nothing wrong at all.
- Obsessed with puns to the point where they send all the ones they can think of to their friends via text.
- Frequently talking in a loud, high-pitched voice to emphasize almost every word they ever speak.
- Having mini seizures everytime someone even attempts to tickle them.
- Spending much time online looking up random videos and commercials that they find to be the greatest thing ever.
- They invent their own "seats" in cars and never actually sit in the designated passenger seats for standing still is a skill they have yet to master.
- Turning any ordinary task into a scene that mimics a porno.
- Amuses themselves by taking hundreds of photos on their phone, only to laugh at each one then delete them.
*Though typically this term describes a male, it can apply to women as well.
Ya know, I'm just going to pull The Andrew Jansick. From now one, every problem I have if Fido's fault!
by mlvd742 December 8, 2009
Get the The Andrew Jansickmug.