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BDTF

In this version of the common DTF, the added letter of B at the beginning makes this stand for Beyond Down to Fuck.

When does one choose stating he/she is DTF versus BDTF? When that individual is up for fucking and beyond, as in, anything or everything will go, and the escapades they are up for may not all include sexual undertones. Perhaps including, but not limited to, adventures of malicious, dangerous, and highly illegal/immoral intent.

Due to unpredictable nature of those titled as BDTF, one should exhibit caution before spending the night alone with what could be one sadistic individual.

This term can be used interchangably with DTF A&E (Down to Fuck: Anything and Everything, yet most prefer BDTF as it is said to "roll off the tounge easier."
Dude 1: Have you heard about Mary?

Dude 2: No dude, what?

Dude 1: Told Joe she was BDTF. Apparently after the three hours of rough sex, she got a knife and stabbed him. She then proceeded to give him a blow job as she stuck her fingers in his slash wounds and painted on her body with his blood.
by mlvd742 December 7, 2009
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Golden Shower CR style

Another, less appauling version, of the well-known "Golden Shower." In the CR style, one takes the famously delicious beverage known as Mountain Dew and gargles it their mouth until it becomes warm. Their partner (either male or female) is then put on their knees with their mouth wide open (eyes may be open or shut depending on one's personal preferences), as the other proceeds to spit and pour out the contents of their Mountain Dew concoction into the others mouth. Though this practice can be done for the pleasure of tasting this beverage in a whole new way, typically it is meant to be erotic and done for sexual pleasure for either both one or both parties.
My girlfriend was never as into Golden Showers as I was until I gave her a hot one, Golden Shower CR style.
by mlvd742 December 5, 2009
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Fruit by the Foot Fetish

The act of using this popular fruit roll-up treat to stimulate and arouse your partner in a number of ways including blind folding them with it, wrapping it around their penis when giving a blow job, or rubbing it on a woman's genitals.
Who knew Jenny's Fruit by the Foot fetish would have given me the blow job of the century?
by mlvd742 December 5, 2009
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closet Bieberian

A person who enjoys the music of Justin Bieber, but is too afraid to admit this to the world or any one person besides themself for that matter. Being that this artist gets hated on just as much as he is adored, making the statement of liking this sixteen year olds music and style is something that not everyone is proud of or comfortable with; hence, they are still "in the closet" with their JB love.
Yes world, I enjoy My World 2.0. I've been a closet Bieberian for 4 months now and I just can't keep this a secret any longer. I get down to Baby every time I hear it on the radio. Please don't disown me mom.
by mlvd742 May 3, 2010
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DTF A&E

Stands for Down to Fuck: Anything and Everything. See BDTF for full definition as the two can be used interchangably.
Dude: You DTF?

Chick: Oh, I'm DTF A&E!
by mlvd742 December 7, 2009
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Bronco Billy

Another, more appauling version, of the Wet Willy. In this variation, one inserts their finger into their anus and then shoves it up the nose of an unsuspecting victim.

Though this can be done as nothing more than a cruel joke, it is typically executed when you want to humiliate someone and make them feel unworthy.
Clyde pissed me off so bad last night, I took it upon myself to teach him a lesson and give him a Bronco Billy that he'll never forget.
by mlvd742 December 8, 2009
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hammered

Another definition to this widely used term referring to the act of getting bludgeoned (possibly to death) with the tool known as a hammer.
"I got hammered at Home Depot last night."
by mlvd742 January 13, 2010
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