miwok's definitions

Priuscide

The act of being run over and killed by a Toyota Prius. These electric cars are so quiet when running that people often don't hear them coming down the street and are mowed down like bowling pins. They step off the curb and never know what hit them.

"Did you hear what happened to Bob?" "Yes it was horrible, he didn't have a chance!" "Another victim of Priuscide".

by miwok December 16, 2008

Dairyarea

The very large rump that results from eating too much rich dairy products.

Did you see Marie’s huge ass? Too much late night ice cream has lead to her immense dairyarea.

by miwok September 5, 2020

Christmiscellaneous

The label on the box that contains all the items from Christmas that defy categorization. It’s the flocked pinecones and the weird ornaments and snow globes that really have no other place to go. All the odd Christmas things from your Christmas trees over the years and the tacky Christmas towels that someone gave you. Basically if it doesn’t match up with anything else it goes in this box. You don’t have the heart to throw it away so into the box it must go.

Beverly is so organized and loves to have everything in its place. But when it time comes time to put Christmas away, there are some items that just don’t match up with anything else and have to be put in a catchall box that’s marked Christmiscellaneous. She now has about three of these boxes with old pinecones and snow globes.

by miwok February 24, 2023