Definitions by miwok

Gearu 

A GEARU is a person who is incredibly proficient with all things technical. Be it a complicated video system, a new computer program, or simply a high tech toaster, this is the person everyone turns to for technical assistance. Some people have taken this ability to an even higher level and approach a near zen like aptitude to know what every button does on every machine. A true GEARU exudes a calm and confident aura of proficiency. They have transcended the minor label of computer geek and become the true guru of gear, the GEARU. Also known as "the keeper of the knobs".

"I've been working for hours trying to get this video system to work. No matter how many times I try to set it up it just doesn't want to operate. I guess I'll have to call Conrad, he's a real GEARU when it comes to these things."

Gearu by miwok March 29, 2009

Priuscide 

The act of being run over and killed by a Toyota Prius. These electric cars are so quiet when running that people often don't hear them coming down the street and are mowed down like bowling pins. They step off the curb and never know what hit them.

"Did you hear what happened to Bob?" "Yes it was horrible, he didn't have a chance!" "Another victim of Priuscide".

Priuscide by miwok December 16, 2008

Blonde Mafia 

A group of blonde women riding in a black SUV together. The age group is 25 to 45 and they are often real estate agents. They use their blonde hair and upscale fashions to intimidate other agents who get in their way. They will happily strike a Charlie's Angel pose if you ask them nicely.

One real estate agent to another. "Oh, oh, get ready, here comes the Blonde Mafia".

Blonde Mafia by miwok May 28, 2006