miwok's definitions

Blonde Mafia

A group of blonde women riding in a black SUV together. The age group is 25 to 45 and they are often real estate agents. They use their blonde hair and upscale fashions to intimidate other agents who get in their way. They will happily strike a Charlie's Angel pose if you ask them nicely.

One real estate agent to another. "Oh, oh, get ready, here comes the Blonde Mafia".

by miwok May 28, 2006

Facebook Phoenix

There comes a time when a person chooses to burn down their current facebook profile and re-build an entirely new facebook persona. This might occur after a divorce, a nasty break-up, or even moving to a new town. It involves un-friending everyone they know, deleting all their pictures and starting all over from scratch. The old you goes away and the new you emerges from the flames like a Phoenix rising.

Boy, Don had a rough divorce! He lost his car, his house, his kids. He's moving to Florida and starting fresh. He even did a Facebook Phoenix and wiped out his whole online profile. He's looking to re-build his entire life.

by miwok April 29, 2011

Dairyarea

The very large rump that results from eating too much rich dairy products.

Did you see Marie’s huge ass? Too much late night ice cream has lead to her immense dairyarea.

by miwok September 5, 2020