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A GEARU is a person who is incredibly proficient with all things technical. Be it a complicated video system, a new computer program, or simply a high tech toaster, this is the person everyone turns to for technical assistance. Some people have taken this ability to an even higher level and approach a near zen like aptitude to know what every button does on every machine. A true GEARU exudes a calm and confident aura of proficiency. They have transcended the minor label of computer geek and become the true guru of gear, the GEARU. Also known as "the keeper of the knobs".
"I've been working for hours trying to get this video system to work. No matter how many times I try to set it up it just doesn't want to operate. I guess I'll have to call Conrad, he's a real GEARU when it comes to these things."
Gearu by miwok March 29, 2009
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Bottom Gear

A viral spoof of the BBC car magazine Top Gear made by dutch YouTuber Jixaw, released on September 1st, 2020 which feature either reading captures of edited images or memes in Expand Dong format.
Today on Bottom Gear, I drive a silent electric car, Hammond uses a (focking) toilet, and James commits arson.
Bottom Gear by kevinwegmit November 4, 2020
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Extremely ugly outfits.
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Garudian 

Relating to or having characteristics of the legendary race of mythical bird-like creatures named Garuda.
He is wearing Garudian armor powerful enough to withstand tremendous damage.
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Geauga Flying Squirrel 

A gay sex position, wherin four gay men do handstands without any clothes on. The gay men then take a four leged chair and insert a leg of each chair into each of their rectoms, all while still doing handstands,than the largest of the homosexuals sits atop the chair and begins to vigerously masterbate until he ejaculates and moistens the bodies of the four gay men still doing handstands.

(also known as The Cardinal High Special, because it is a common excircise done before all football games by their students.)
The gay students decided to finish their gay orgy with a Geauga Flying Squirrel.
When someone is using anabolic steroids to increase muscle gains.
That guy is jacked, he must be on gear.
on gear by Legatron November 6, 2017

Gear fetish 

A kink for people dressed with tactical gear
I think I have gear fetish, I'm always into men in swat outfits.
Gear fetish by 3DZs November 24, 2021
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