Definitions by minges and all

splinter dick 

A male to female sex swap.
During the sex change op the penis is sliced down the shaft.

splinter dick by minges and all April 15, 2003

banjo burger 

A burger purchased after a night out.
It comes with everything on it which usually spills down your top. This phenomenon causes the burger eater to perform a banjo playing motion in a vain effort to remove relish etc from shirt.

thats one big fuck off banjo burger

banjo burger by minges and all April 15, 2003

bliff 

Female genitalia, in specific the vulva.

Ooh i've a swollen bliff

bliff by minges and all April 15, 2003