turtle

the little shits that pollute the water and eat the straws. people then say its our fault cause we made the straws but its actually the turtle's fault they just need to get smart and stop being mean to the poor straws

yo i just force fed a turtle a straw

by minecraft_virgin69 August 07, 2020

rawr

a thing that furries say seductively

rawr xd nuzzles *pounces on u* uwu ur so warm

by minecraft_virgin69 August 07, 2020

train rape

a certain type of rape that takes place on trains. Popular in japan and sometimes in hentai

just nutted to some train rape hentai

by minecraft_virgin69 August 07, 2020

Simp Blimp

a blimp full of simps

All aboard the simp blimp

by minecraft_virgin69 August 07, 2020

ur mum gay lol

the highest ranking insult in history. This is the thing that ended WWII

ur mum gay lol

by minecraft_virgin69 August 07, 2020

get paid, get laid, drink gatorade

the ideal lifestyle

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by minecraft_virgin69 August 07, 2020

cataclysmic error

when a computer has a spaz and shits itself so hard that it breaks

cataclysmic errors are annoying

by minecraft_virgin69 August 07, 2020