14 definitions by mikm

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According to Homer Simpson, it is a food similar whipped-cream that is eaten with a pistol.
Mmmm....pistol whip.
by mikm June 07, 2005
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Mozilla Firefox/Firebird/Phoenix used this to describe browser cookies for a very long time (up until 1.xx, if I remember correctly).
Cookies are delicious delicacies. Firefox owns you.
by mikm April 18, 2005
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A fictional device from the movie Back to the Future that allows travel through time. It can also be used as a scapegoat for computer problems when people ask dumb questions.
Some guy called me to ask me why his computer wasn't working during a power outage, so I told him his flux capacitor was broken.
by mikm October 23, 2005
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1. An expensive chunk of shiny metal and plastic.
2. An expensive paperweight
You paid $3000 for a Macintosh? I built a PC for $800 that can kick its ass and it STILL looks better.
by mikm June 11, 2005
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According to "Sean Connery" (from SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy), horsemen = whore semen.
See? Whore, like your mother, and semen! It's right there!
by mikm June 06, 2005
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1. The universally recognized symbol of surrender.
2. The French national flag.
1. Sir! We're losing our troops fast! We cannot hold out against this assault. I suggest we raise the white flag.

2. German tourists! We surrender!
by mikm June 02, 2005
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The woman a man is betrothed to. In some cases, notably among the poorly-educated in the American Deep South and the royalty in Europe, she very well be the sister or cousin of the man as well.
Redneck: I just married my cousin!
Prince John: What a coincidence, I just married my sister.

Normal people: Freaks.
by mikm June 01, 2005
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