mikm's definitions

pistol whip

According to Homer Simpson, it is a food similar whipped-cream that is eaten with a pistol.

Mmmm....pistol whip.

by mikm June 15, 2005

perl

A programming language popular on *nix systems.

For some reason, Perl programmers find the need to write programs as small as possible. Many have attributed this to a similar phenonenom for unintelligent men to compensate for the size of their manhood by purchasing large, powerful cars. Instead of compensating by showing how immense their purchasing power (and in many cases, debt) is, Perl programmers compensate by showing how large their brains are.

Unfortunatley, this results in much Perl code to be somewhat difficult to understand by just looking at.

Somebody with way too much time on his hands wrote MoleSter, a functional P2P app in just 6 lines of perl.

by mikm January 22, 2005

smiley central

An add-on to various chat programs, it allows you to add horrendous eyesores to IM conversations. It claims not to install any spyware/adware, but it still installs other crap.

Smiley Central has the most godawfully annoying and ugly smileys ever.

by mikm June 16, 2005

horsemen

According to "Sean Connery" (from SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy), horsemen = whore semen.

See? Whore, like your mother, and semen! It's right there!

by mikm June 13, 2005

delicious delicacies

Mozilla Firefox/Firebird/Phoenix used this to describe browser cookies for a very long time (up until 1.xx, if I remember correctly).

Cookies are delicious delicacies. Firefox owns you.

by mikm April 18, 2005

second cousin

If a resident of the deep south, please see wife. Otherwise, somebody you'll probably rarely meet.

Uneducated southerner: I jes' married mah secind cusin!

Everybody else: I can't come to the party. I gotta go to my second cousin's funeral, even though I never knew him.

by mikm June 6, 2005

macintosh

1. An expensive chunk of shiny metal and plastic.
2. An expensive paperweight

You paid $3000 for a Macintosh? I built a PC for $800 that can kick its ass and it STILL looks better.

by mikm July 28, 2008