fuckernutter

A person that has sexual relations with wooden objects.

You are such a fuckernutter I bet those cigar indian carvings get you off?

by mike signorelli October 28, 2003

peee riot

a fuck up who lives in his mom's basement and frequently makes plans to kill himself and others, but never follows through...He's 20 years old and jerks off frequently.

Mike Signorelli is such a peee riot.

by mike signorelli October 28, 2003