Umpede

a large african beast of unknown origins, although it is beleived its base form is known as just allende. if angered its muscles will expand, its body hair will increase and become highly agressive.

friend#1:hey allende
friend#2:ha ha your a loser allende
friend#1:watch out, its transforming
bystander:ITS UMPEDE, UMPEDE!!!
friend#2:run!!its growing!

by mike jones September 02, 2008

nwa

best rap group ever only real gangsters..stayed true threw everythign

them niggas is crazy mane

by mike jones March 14, 2005

Punch 'Em Poker

A game of Texas Hold Em that will be played all over the world in a few years. Everybody hates a winner, so what better game, than one that rewards a loser.

"Look at this fucking Bruise"

- Mike Jones

by Mike Jones February 09, 2005

65

it means johnny law in coming

yell (break here come six five)

by mike jones July 29, 2006

goon layback

The act or process of lying supine on the dodgy carpet while an accomplice pours goon into your mouth straight from the goon bag

Greg - Hey, I feel like a goon layback

Mike - Why wouldn't ya? Naki, get the goon bag

by Mike Jones January 10, 2004

Well you would

Answer to the question Why wouldn't ya?

Greg - So, Head Santa. I seek an answer to the age old question, which has occupied my every thought for these past months. Why wouldn't ya?

Head Santa - Well you would!

by Mike Jones January 10, 2004

chunk duce

to throw up a peace sign, to give props or say whats up. Or to say goodbye, or to get some ones attention.

chunk duce.

by mike jones March 31, 2004