4 definitions by mike briggs

gobsmacked

being totally speachless.unable to think of anything to say.

i was gobsmacked when i won the lotto

by mike briggs July 13, 2003

cockstand

when a penis is erect,a hard-on.

that sexy image gives me a cockstand.

by mike briggs July 13, 2003

dunky

a rubber sheath,otherwise known as a condom

wanna make love with me love?i got some dunkys.

by mike briggs July 13, 2003

clinker

the scratchings on my arse

i wipe the clinkers on my underpants to clean my bum

by mike briggs July 13, 2003