gobsmacked

being totally speachless.unable to think of anything to say.
i was gobsmacked when i won the lotto
by mike briggs July 13, 2003
mugGet the gobsmackedmug.

clinker

the scratchings on my arse
i wipe the clinkers on my underpants to clean my bum
by mike briggs July 13, 2003
mugGet the clinkermug.

dunky

a rubber sheath,otherwise known as a condom
wanna make love with me love?i got some dunkys.
by mike briggs July 13, 2003
mugGet the dunkymug.

cockstand

when a penis is erect,a hard-on.
that sexy image gives me a cockstand.
by mike briggs July 13, 2003
mugGet the cockstandmug.