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Wan Di Eggo

One of three major God's of the religion of Free Aloysius. He is one in three with Chris DiBrino and Mark Chavez. Don Hock is currently the general who is the livingly Wan Di Eggo.
We offer our endless war with the Habbits to you our lord, Wan Di Eggo.
by Mike November 12, 2004
mugGet the Wan Di Eggomug.

lugnutt

when having sex with your woman from behind, you throw a piece of metal on her back substituting for an orgasm. once she turns around and says whats that you slap her with your dick and you then cum in her eye.
man my bitch is trippin cause i just hit her with a lugnutt!
by Mike August 2, 2004
mugGet the lugnuttmug.

bank

In pool or billiards, to bounce a ball off of the wall of the pool table. See also bankshot.
Let me get this straight... you intend to bank the cue ball twice, hit the eight, and then have IT bank into the side pocket? Fifty bucks says you miss. Fifteen to one odds sound reasonable?
by Mike January 6, 2005
mugGet the bankmug.

Porn

N. The stuff that makes up life. Comes in many different forms and is everywhere you look. The world could always use more, especially America's youth.
"Well, I'm done looking at my porn. I'm going to go read the bible."

"This porn page is awesome, where else can you find short, fat, black, migits, being fucked up the ass by a horse?"
by Mike September 7, 2004
mugGet the Pornmug.

nijer

an insult, another word for nigger, however it by adding the "J" it seems lack the stigma the "n word" has.
hes a nijer
by mike February 16, 2004
mugGet the nijermug.

ex0crite

Past zEx member that is legit as CPL. Ownij
"ex0crite is such a LEGIT"
by Mike August 19, 2003
mugGet the ex0critemug.

corksucker

mispronounced cocksucker as in the film, Johnny Dangerously
"You fargin' corksucker!"
translation: You fucking cocksucker
by Mike November 19, 2003
mugGet the corksuckermug.

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