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Definitions by mike

beastonster

a person of such amazingness that calling them a beast or a monster is not enough
"damn you are such a beastonster
beastonster by mike January 18, 2005

Backdoor Baptist 

A Southern girl who won't have vaginal sex, but will have anal sex, before marriage.
Backdoor Baptist by Mike January 17, 2005
comes from the old latin root 'fawg' meaning homosexual and 'got' meaning you got pwned.
you are a fwaggot, you are a faggot, but worse
fwaggot by mike January 16, 2005
shäft, n anything long and straight; a stem; an arrow; a missile (esp fig); the main, upright, straight, or cylindrical part of anything; the part of a cross below the arms; the part of a column between the base and the capital; the rachis of a feather; the thill of a carriage on either side of the horse; a straight handle; a pole; a ray or beam of light; a rotating rod that transmits motion; a well-like excavation or passage; the penis (coarse slang); a woman’s body (purely as sexual object) (US coarse slang). — vt to have sexual intercourse with (a woman) (coarse slang); to dupe, swindle, treat unfairly (slang). — adj shaft’ed. — n shaft’er or shaft’-horse a horse harnessed between shafts. — n shaft’ing the action of the verb in either sense; a system of shafts. — adj shaft’less. — make a shaft or a bolt of it to venture and take what comes of it, the shaft and the bolt being the arrows of the longbow and the crossbow respectively.
"Jack was gonna go and party with us. Apparently he's one pure sonofabitch and went out with his girlfriend. It was one unforgiven shaft of his"
shaft by Mike January 13, 2005
Some one who sings in their band.
I play guitar and I'm vox for my band.
vox by Mike January 13, 2005
Male reproductive organ.
Also, may be pronounced tootie.
Kelly isn't going to pee in the pool. He just plays with his tooter when he gets nervous.
Tooter by Mike January 13, 2005
Female reproductive organ.
See tooter for male repoductive organ.
Kids, stop laughing at the dog.
She has a nice Muldoon.
Muldoon by Mike January 13, 2005