mike's definitions

cum cloth

a rag used in the cleaning up of spooge

Jon left his cum cloth on the teachers desk

by mike January 6, 2004

ozzfest

An annual summer festival which my whole life depends on:-).Started in 96 by Headliner Ozzy Osbourned wife Sharon.Ozzfest became a platform for Nu Metal(which was getting big at the time),it became a place where bands like Korn(2003)Deftones,(hed) pe,slipknot,fear factory(1999)and Snot(1998) could play with Ozzy and 18 other bands.Now that hardcore music is getting big.Ozzfest has a bunch of hardcore/metalcore bands on the feat in 2004.I couldnt be happier.

John:1999 was the best Ozzfest
Me:I agree,2003 had good bands like Korn and Nothingface too,but 99 was better.
John:2004 sucks
Me:dude you suck

by Mike April 25, 2004

projects

A place where I live and it is not all that good, but I got a roof over my head.

West Brighton, Park Hill, Stapleton(Staten Island)/ Redhook, Gowanus(Brooklyn)

by Mike May 10, 2003

bliatch

what black people use to wash their clothes

hey nigga, pass me some bliatch

by Mike July 3, 2003

fat ass blunt

a fat ass blunt or a term of exageration

yo he just smoked a fat ass blunt, i beasted him like a fat ass blunt

by mike December 11, 2004

Hay-bailing

Pretty much entails climbing on hay bails that are in fields which are on an incline,(the bigger the better) then riding the bails as they tumble down the hill, usually involves falling off onto your head and being chased by farmers!

"oh shite theres the farmer, roll faster than youve ever rolled before alex you goit, i'll dive into those bushes".

by Mike January 22, 2005

handadoodle

When one is bathing their favorite dog while listenting to your favorite Abba song, and eating Abba Zabba's and your dog accidently sits on your hand squeezing its wet anal fluids under you fingernails, resulting in intense pleasure for both you and the dog, then one touches his or her bathing suit area.

"oh man i totally got handadoodled last night, it was awesome"

by mike April 23, 2004