Definitions by miguel cannuli

gimpacus 

Weird retard midget from the movie 300 that cant lift his shield and looks like my aunt who barks at me cause shes fucking crazy

Gimpacus you can be in my army if you can lift a shield

gimpacus by miguel cannuli April 7, 2007

sock cock 

someone who uses a sock as a condom

she got pregnet becasue i wore a sock cock

sock cock by miguel cannuli September 9, 2005

doorknob dick 

someone who has a stubby dick

u have a doorknob dick

doorknob dick by miguel cannuli September 9, 2005

pop up penis

a penis that gets hard fast

i have a pop up penis

pop up penis by miguel cannuli September 9, 2005