miguel cannuli's definitions

doorknob dick

someone who has a stubby dick

u have a doorknob dick

by miguel cannuli September 9, 2005

gimpacus

Weird retard midget from the movie 300 that cant lift his shield and looks like my aunt who barks at me cause shes fucking crazy

Gimpacus you can be in my army if you can lift a shield

by miguel cannuli April 7, 2007

sock cock

someone who uses a sock as a condom

she got pregnet becasue i wore a sock cock

by miguel cannuli September 9, 2005

pop up penis

a penis that gets hard fast

i have a pop up penis

by miguel cannuli September 9, 2005