4 definition by miguel cannuli

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a penis that gets hard fast
i have a pop up penis
by miguel cannuli August 23, 2005

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someone who has a stubby dick
u have a doorknob dick
by miguel cannuli August 23, 2005

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someone who uses a sock as a condom
she got pregnet becasue i wore a sock cock
by miguel cannuli August 23, 2005

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Weird retard midget from the movie 300 that cant lift his shield and looks like my aunt who barks at me cause shes fucking crazy
Gimpacus you can be in my army if you can lift a shield
by miguel cannuli April 01, 2007

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