mickey darling's definitions

Kenneth Parnell

a very clever pedophile manuever used to lure kids into a sketch pad.

usually using Atari games, Now & Later's, various hello kitty items, and lots of Lazy Town footage.

dude i'm not buying my weed over at that sketch pad anymore.

why not?

because my dealer totally Kenneth Parnell's the Smut Pedallers in the hood into his sketch pad and it creeps me out.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Rocky Road

a sexual maneuver in which one accidently corn holes his bro in the dark while making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crust cut off on your girlfriend.

Bro, what are you doing, that's my ass, not hers, and now that you know, why are you still Rocky Roading me??!!!

by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009

straddling the fence to the spirit world

is an expression used for when you get so fucked up on

kryptonite that you almost push your soul into the spirit

world.

that dank we smoked at dangus' sketch pad got me so

fucktarded that i was straddling the fence to the spirit world.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Water Buffalo

a prostitute in your average urban environment that is so tore up and smoked out she thinks she is as beautiful as miss america and gets really confused and angry when you and your friends drive by in the car laughing your ass off at her delusional state.

hey look at that water buffalo over there on the corner, she thinks she's as beautiful as Julia Roberts in pretty woman!! haha!!!

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Professor Falken

a devious sexual act with an underage girl where you go through various positions of the kama sutra at the command of your computer and try not to cum too fast by looking at her hypnotic braces.

Boxhead 1 : dude, i totally did the Professor Falken with that hottie in high school last nite.

Boxhead 2 : totally???

Boxhead 1 : totally!!!

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Smut Pedoler

a convicted sex offender on a constant pursuit for a Smut Pedaller in the neighborhood.

did you see that little Smut Pedaller pedal by the house?

yeah, i also saw that Smut Pedoler mad droolin over her pig tails and braces.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

marsathon

it's like a marathon, but really weird and bizarre.

you look like you are getting ready for a marsathon in that bizarre outfit of yours.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009