35 definitions by mickey darling
Did you just see that chick?
totally flawesome.
Did you just see that boneless frontside grind?
flawesome!!!
totally flawesome.
Did you just see that boneless frontside grind?
flawesome!!!
by mickey darling August 3, 2009
the process of McDonald's fast food going through your system faster than you going through the drive thru.
what's wrong with you broham?
you look like you are breaking out in cold sweats?
yeah, i feel a McClean coming on...
you look like you are breaking out in cold sweats?
yeah, i feel a McClean coming on...
by mickey darling August 5, 2009
a lethal mix of viagra and cocaine used by men during devious sexual acts for the purpose of trying to escape a mid-life crisis post tramatic limp syndrome and usually end up dying, shaming their families for life.
did you hear what happened to John this weekend?
he died in a motel 6 from using kryptonite on a water buffalo .
he died in a motel 6 from using kryptonite on a water buffalo .
by mickey darling August 3, 2009
i'm sure glad kuma sutra tanked before production because we would have never got to see a masterpiece like Hell Comes To Frogtown.
by mickey darling August 4, 2009
when you walk up to a complete stranger and act like you've known them for years and say something completely random, leaving them in the most stupified state possible.
Red Wormer : Dad, i'm gonna need 100 bucks tonight for the big football game...
Innocent Bystander : i didn't know you had a son Chuck??
Red Wormee : i've never seen that guy before in my life, those damn red worming kids must be high as a kite and
straddling the fence to the spirit world.
Innocent Bystander : i didn't know you had a son Chuck??
Red Wormee : i've never seen that guy before in my life, those damn red worming kids must be high as a kite and
straddling the fence to the spirit world.
by mickey darling August 5, 2009
is when you sneak into a couples house and paralyze the woman with pleasure while her boyfriend/husband gets up to take a piss or eat a sandwich and disappear before he returns.
space ghosting is only recommended to the elite of all sexual maneuvers and one must be very comfortable with his master craft of all kama sutra techniques.
space ghosting is only recommended to the elite of all sexual maneuvers and one must be very comfortable with his master craft of all kama sutra techniques.
Master Splinter : young grasshopper, you have fully mastered all the kama sutra movements are now prepared for the space ghosting challenge, go now and return quickly in the moaning.
by mickey darling August 4, 2009
when you reach your pleasure threshold humping the 2 cushions on the couch and let out this uncontrollable involuntary churp noise that your hot neighbors here coming from your room on a lonely monday night and most certainly destroys any chance of you getting laid in the real world.
i totally blew it last night when my neighbors heard me reach my Climaximus Capacity, i'm such a loser, time to play Warcraft.
by mickey darling August 3, 2009