mickey darling's definitions

splincision

a split decision with master precision.

did you just see that splincision?

yeah, he just totally saved that little girl's life.

by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009

McClean

the process of McDonald's fast food going through your system faster than you going through the drive thru.

what's wrong with you broham?

you look like you are breaking out in cold sweats?

yeah, i feel a McClean coming on...

by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009

McCleaning

the process of McDonald's fast food going through your system faster than you going through the drive thru and cleaning out everything in its path.

i haven't had a bowel movement in 4 days.

i need some exlax..

dude you need a McCleaning!!

by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009

do you mind?

an expression used by geeks and nerds when inquiring on each others telepathetic powers.

Micah : do you mind?

Prox : yes, i have the most amazing telepathetic powers evar!

by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009

Freddy Kroger

a complete nightmare you have when you get to the grocery store and realize how much they have raised the prices.

i had a complete Freddy Kroger when the cashier announced the total in front of the 10 people behind me in line.

by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009

spacemance

a Myspace romance.

can you believe all the spacemance going on?

by Mickey Darling August 6, 2009

Tardspace

what Myspace has become, retarded.

tardspace is ghey now, no wonder everyone is on Facebook.

by Mickey Darling August 6, 2009