cherry vanilla

aka cherry V
is a very cheap stripper scent that gets you busted by your wife/girlfriend because no matter how many times you wash yourself or your clothes, the scent is still there.

duuude, what the hell is that smell?

is that cherry vanilla from the stripper club?

oh shit, you are so busted by michelle, haha, now maybe i'll have a shot with her.

by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009

Toot Paste

Toot paste is an accident one encounters while trying to eat your fart out during a heavy toot fetish marathon preferably with someone else's wife.

Dude, her toot paste got in my eyes when i was mouth clamping her brown spider.

by Mickey Darling August 02, 2009

Freddy Kroger

a complete nightmare you have when you get to the grocery store and realize how much they have raised the prices.

i had a complete Freddy Kroger when the cashier announced the total in front of the 10 people behind me in line.

by Mickey Darling August 05, 2009

straddling the fence to the spirit world

is an expression used for when you get so fucked up on

kryptonite that you almost push your soul into the spirit

world.

that dank we smoked at dangus' sketch pad got me so

fucktarded that i was straddling the fence to the spirit world.

by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009

spacemance

a Myspace romance.

can you believe all the spacemance going on?

by Mickey Darling August 06, 2009

marsathon

it's like a marathon, but really weird and bizarre.

you look like you are getting ready for a marsathon in that bizarre outfit of yours.

by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009

Kenneth Parnell

a very clever pedophile manuever used to lure kids into a sketch pad.

usually using Atari games, Now & Later's, various hello kitty items, and lots of Lazy Town footage.

dude i'm not buying my weed over at that sketch pad anymore.

why not?

because my dealer totally Kenneth Parnell's the Smut Pedallers in the hood into his sketch pad and it creeps me out.

by Mickey Darling August 03, 2009