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Water Buffalo

a prostitute in your average urban environment that is so tore up and smoked out she thinks she is as beautiful as miss america and gets really confused and angry when you and your friends drive by in the car laughing your ass off at her delusional state.
hey look at that water buffalo over there on the corner, she thinks she's as beautiful as Julia Roberts in pretty woman!! haha!!!
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
mugGet the Water Buffalomug.

cherry vanilla

aka cherry V
is a very cheap stripper scent that gets you busted by your wife/girlfriend because no matter how many times you wash yourself or your clothes, the scent is still there.
duuude, what the hell is that smell?

is that cherry vanilla from the stripper club?

oh shit, you are so busted by michelle, haha, now maybe i'll have a shot with her.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
mugGet the cherry vanillamug.

Kenneth Parnell

a very clever pedophile manuever used to lure kids into a sketch pad.

usually using Atari games, Now & Later's, various hello kitty items, and lots of Lazy Town footage.
dude i'm not buying my weed over at that sketch pad anymore.

why not?

because my dealer totally Kenneth Parnell's the Smut Pedallers in the hood into his sketch pad and it creeps me out.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
mugGet the Kenneth Parnellmug.

Smut Pedoler

a convicted sex offender on a constant pursuit for a Smut Pedaller in the neighborhood.
did you see that little Smut Pedaller pedal by the house?

yeah, i also saw that Smut Pedoler mad droolin over her pig tails and braces.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
mugGet the Smut Pedolermug.

marsathon

it's like a marathon, but really weird and bizarre.
you look like you are getting ready for a marsathon in that bizarre outfit of yours.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
mugGet the marsathonmug.

Kryptonite

a lethal mix of viagra and cocaine used by men during devious sexual acts for the purpose of trying to escape a mid-life crisis post tramatic limp syndrome and usually end up dying, shaming their families for life.
did you hear what happened to John this weekend?
he died in a motel 6 from using kryptonite on a water buffalo .
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
mugGet the Kryptonitemug.

limpdozer

a steroid freak that thinks he's a sexual bulldozing stud and can't get past his own ego to realize he's a limp dick trying to fuck

a top notch bitch.
i heard that douchebag limpdozer Lou Ferrigno couldn't get it up for Liv Tyler and turned green on the set when Ed Norton found out and started laughing.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
mugGet the limpdozermug.

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