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when you reach your pleasure threshold humping the 2 cushions on the couch and let out this uncontrollable involuntary churp noise that your hot neighbors here coming from your room on a lonely monday night and most certainly destroys any chance of you getting laid in the real world.
i totally blew it last night when my neighbors heard me reach my Climaximus Capacity, i'm such a loser, time to play Warcraft.
by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009
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sadly the groupies find out after hours of waiting that the band members have just played a horrible practical joke on them and are already partying back at the hotel.
sadly the groupies find out after hours of waiting that the band members have just played a horrible practical joke on them and are already partying back at the hotel.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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Red Wormer : Dad, i'm gonna need 100 bucks tonight for the big football game...
Innocent Bystander : i didn't know you had a son Chuck??
Red Wormee : i've never seen that guy before in my life, those damn red worming kids must be high as a kite and
straddling the fence to the spirit world.
Innocent Bystander : i didn't know you had a son Chuck??
Red Wormee : i've never seen that guy before in my life, those damn red worming kids must be high as a kite and
straddling the fence to the spirit world.
by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009
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what's wrong with you broham?
you look like you are breaking out in cold sweats?
yeah, i feel a McClean coming on...
you look like you are breaking out in cold sweats?
yeah, i feel a McClean coming on...
by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009
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