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by Mickey Darling August 6, 2009
Get the spacemance mug.when you walk up to a complete stranger and act like you've known them for years and say something completely random, leaving them in the most stupified state possible.
Red Wormer : Dad, i'm gonna need 100 bucks tonight for the big football game...
Innocent Bystander : i didn't know you had a son Chuck??
Red Wormee : i've never seen that guy before in my life, those damn red worming kids must be high as a kite and
straddling the fence to the spirit world.
Innocent Bystander : i didn't know you had a son Chuck??
Red Wormee : i've never seen that guy before in my life, those damn red worming kids must be high as a kite and
straddling the fence to the spirit world.
by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009
Get the red worming mug.an underage cock tease from the neighborhood that rides around on her bicycle in seductive clothing and when you and the homies try to holla at her she pedals away really fast.
did you see how fast that Smut Pedaller got away when we were spittin game at her?
she's def knows what she's doing on that bike!
she's def knows what she's doing on that bike!
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the Smut Pedaller mug.a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding
stunt purses at sketch pads
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds such as upper class flap traps
and Prozac Shufflers
future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding
stunt purses at sketch pads
usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make
believers of weak minds such as upper class flap traps
and Prozac Shufflers
dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the Telepathetic Powers mug.when you reach your pleasure threshold humping the 2 cushions on the couch and let out this uncontrollable involuntary churp noise that your hot neighbors here coming from your room on a lonely monday night and most certainly destroys any chance of you getting laid in the real world.
i totally blew it last night when my neighbors heard me reach my Climaximus Capacity, i'm such a loser, time to play Warcraft.
by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009
Get the Climaximus Capacity mug.girls that cry and whine for attention with their overly dramatic stories of how daddy won't buy them a new car and how much they hate life when they don't get their way are Drunk on Restasis.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the Drunk on Restasis mug.some of the most potent Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD)
on the black market.
this shit will send you
straddling the fence to the spirit world status in the blink of an eye.
on the black market.
this shit will send you
straddling the fence to the spirit world status in the blink of an eye.
what's wrong with Prox?
i think he ate too many space biscuits, homie is so fucked up he is stitching quilts with Tommy Chong.
i think he ate too many space biscuits, homie is so fucked up he is stitching quilts with Tommy Chong.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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