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Toot paste is an accident one encounters while trying to eat your fart out during a heavy toot fetish marathon preferably with someone else's wife.
by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009
Get the Toot Paste mug.permanent brain damage that occurs from too much drug abuse and leaves you so fucked up that you appear to be in a perpetual state of stitching quilts.
what's wrong with Bryan?
homie fried his brains so much on that shit that he just sits on the porch stitching quilts with his grandma while she be
straddling the fence.
homie fried his brains so much on that shit that he just sits on the porch stitching quilts with his grandma while she be
straddling the fence.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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Get the do you mind? mug.a method used by a close associate of a rock band that uses this to find the most desirable groupies he can see and baits them into the backstage waiting room while the band takes care of business on stage...
sadly the groupies find out after hours of waiting that the band members have just played a horrible practical joke on them and are already partying back at the hotel.
sadly the groupies find out after hours of waiting that the band members have just played a horrible practical joke on them and are already partying back at the hotel.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
Get the police scanner mug.when you walk up to a complete stranger and act like you've known them for years and say something completely random, leaving them in the most stupified state possible.
Red Wormer : Dad, i'm gonna need 100 bucks tonight for the big football game...
Innocent Bystander : i didn't know you had a son Chuck??
Red Wormee : i've never seen that guy before in my life, those damn red worming kids must be high as a kite and
straddling the fence to the spirit world.
Innocent Bystander : i didn't know you had a son Chuck??
Red Wormee : i've never seen that guy before in my life, those damn red worming kids must be high as a kite and
straddling the fence to the spirit world.
by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009
Get the red worming mug.the process of McDonald's fast food going through your system faster than you going through the drive thru.
what's wrong with you broham?
you look like you are breaking out in cold sweats?
yeah, i feel a McClean coming on...
you look like you are breaking out in cold sweats?
yeah, i feel a McClean coming on...
by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009
Get the McClean mug.when an overpaid lawyer deliberately manipulates paperwork so that a client is dismissed of his/her charges and walks away from a situation that they were guilty of.
by Mickey Darling August 4, 2009
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