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Telepathetic Powers

a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the

future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a

stunt purse at sketch pad

usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make

believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps

doing the Prozac Shuffle .
dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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McCleaning

the process of McDonald's fast food going through your system faster than you going through the drive thru and cleaning out everything in its path.
i haven't had a bowel movement in 4 days.

i need some exlax..

dude you need a McCleaning!!
by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009
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an expression used to define a dumb or retarded action.
that boy is so stupid he must have stepped in a puddle of dumbass before he came to work.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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Smut Pedaller

an underage cock tease from the neighborhood that rides around on her bicycle in seductive clothing and when you and the homies try to holla at her she pedals away really fast.
did you see how fast that Smut Pedaller got away when we were spittin game at her?

she's def knows what she's doing on that bike!
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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Telepathetic Powers

a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the

future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding

stunt purses at sketch pads

usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make

believers of weak minds such as upper class flap traps

and Prozac Shufflers
dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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McClean

the process of McDonald's fast food going through your system faster than you going through the drive thru.
what's wrong with you broham?

you look like you are breaking out in cold sweats?

yeah, i feel a McClean coming on...
by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009
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police scanner

a method used by a close associate of a rock band that uses this to find the most desirable groupies he can see and baits them into the backstage waiting room while the band takes care of business on stage...

sadly the groupies find out after hours of waiting that the band members have just played a horrible practical joke on them and are already partying back at the hotel.
we use the best police scanners on our tour to keep up the band's moral.
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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