mickey darling's definitions

Toot Paste

Toot paste is an accident one encounters while trying to eat your fart out during a heavy toot fetish marathon preferably with someone else's wife.

Dude, her toot paste got in my eyes when i was mouth clamping her brown spider.

by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009

Rocky Road

a sexual maneuver in which one accidently corn holes his bro in the dark while making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crust cut off on your girlfriend.

Bro, what are you doing, that's my ass, not hers, and now that you know, why are you still Rocky Roading me??!!!

by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009

Flawesome

flawless and awesome = Flawesome

Did you just see that chick?
totally flawesome.

Did you just see that boneless frontside grind?
flawesome!!!

by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009

Climaximus Capacity

when you reach your pleasure threshold humping the 2 cushions on the couch and let out this uncontrollable involuntary churp noise that your hot neighbors here coming from your room on a lonely monday night and most certainly destroys any chance of you getting laid in the real world.

i totally blew it last night when my neighbors heard me reach my Climaximus Capacity, i'm such a loser, time to play Warcraft.

by Mickey Darling August 2, 2009

Drunk on Restasis

girls that cry and whine for attention with their overly dramatic stories of how daddy won't buy them a new car and how much they hate life when they don't get their way are Drunk on Restasis.

that girl cried so many tears it was like she was drunk on restasis.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

police scanner

a method used by a close associate of a rock band that uses this to find the most desirable groupies he can see and baits them into the backstage waiting room while the band takes care of business on stage...

sadly the groupies find out after hours of waiting that the band members have just played a horrible practical joke on them and are already partying back at the hotel.

we use the best police scanners on our tour to keep up the band's moral.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Water Buffalo

a prostitute in your average urban environment that is so tore up and smoked out she thinks she is as beautiful as miss america and gets really confused and angry when you and your friends drive by in the car laughing your ass off at her delusional state.

hey look at that water buffalo over there on the corner, she thinks she's as beautiful as Julia Roberts in pretty woman!! haha!!!

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009