sampolk torture

(n) a form of torture used in the vietnam war, that involves fillin a womens vagina with broken glass, stiching it up, and making her jog for miles.

Nam vet, "I remember some of the sick stuff thoes gooks used to do. I remember this thing they did called sampolk torture. Nasty stuff."

by Mickey Brown March 07, 2007

skeet box

1)a slut,whore,or skank
2)the bitch of a faggot relationship.
3)your girlfriends vagina

Guy1, "dude you coming to the gym today?"

Guy2, "No I've got to take my skeet box out to eat."

by mickey brown March 10, 2007

Swanksta

A suposed gangsta who is very fashionable and stylish, and has probably never partook in any actually gang related activities.

"You aint no gangsta, but you is swanksta dawg."

by mickey brown February 17, 2007

busted tees

t-shirts that are not funny at all. only an idiot would buy one, but they bring in revenue for urban dictionary, so we put up with it.

some busted tees:
pizza are the best.
irish: i are drunk.

ITS NOT FUNNY.

by mickey brown March 07, 2007

sampolk

A ritual where a women stiches up her vagina and seals an object inside.

Mother, "Clean your room now!"

Child, "I dont wanna!"

Mother,"Do you want me to ship all your stuff to asia and put them in a sampolk?"

Child, "NO!"

by Mickey Brown March 07, 2007

dentist

Somebody who couldnt become a doctor.

"did you ever become a doctor?"

"no im a dentist."

by mickey brown February 22, 2007

cum creep

a monster made of sperm that results from to much masterbation.

its the cum creep!!!!!

by mickey brown March 07, 2007