Definitions by mickey brown

sampolk 

A ritual where a women stiches up her vagina and seals an object inside.

Mother, "Clean your room now!"

Child, "I dont wanna!"

Mother,"Do you want me to ship all your stuff to asia and put them in a sampolk?"

Child, "NO!"

sampolk by Mickey Brown March 7, 2007

sampolk torture 

(n) a form of torture used in the vietnam war, that involves fillin a womens vagina with broken glass, stiching it up, and making her jog for miles.

Nam vet, "I remember some of the sick stuff thoes gooks used to do. I remember this thing they did called sampolk torture. Nasty stuff."

sampolk torture by Mickey Brown March 7, 2007

krunk rockers 

(n) punk rockers that are almost always getting wasted. Mostly college kids from the 90's.

Bowling for soup are a bunch of punk rockers. sum 41 are krunk rockers.

krunk rockers by Mickey Brown March 7, 2007

pig kicker 

(n)a red neck, farm boy, or suburban kid.

"your a cow tippin pig kickin son of a bitch."

"just cuz i grew up on a farm dont mean im a pig kicker."

"i didnt even know you grew up on a farm."

pig kicker by mickey brown March 7, 2007

e-dentity 

(n) your e-dentity is your identity on the internet.

"dude fred, whats your e-dentity on urban dictionary?"

"makaka23."

e-dentity by mickey brown March 7, 2007

busted tees 

t-shirts that are not funny at all. only an idiot would buy one, but they bring in revenue for urban dictionary, so we put up with it.

some busted tees:
pizza are the best.
irish: i are drunk.

ITS NOT FUNNY.

busted tees by mickey brown March 7, 2007

cum creep 

a monster made of sperm that results from to much masterbation.

its the cum creep!!!!!

cum creep by mickey brown March 7, 2007