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grabby

clothing that pulls, binds, or constricts in one or more spots because you are a fat slob (me!)
i was going to wear my mcfoolsley's tavern 't' shirt but i've had too many shit-sandwiches and beer, and its' gotten too grabby!

bought a swingin' 't' shirt, but it was cut too grabby in the neck!!

got to jettison some weight! half my 'doo-doo' has gotten too grabby!!!
by michael foolsley April 3, 2010
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the REAL "savior"

the mute button on my tv remote control

better than a psychiatrist, the RABID "car dealer tv" ("broadcast") AUDIO, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
the hustle for money has advertisers playing stupid 'jingles' , BAD music, e.t.c., driving one COMPLETELY INSANE !!
ie: YOU TALK TOO MUCH, YOU TALK TOO FAST, YOU TALK TOO LOUD !!

when that commercial comes on, and i'm about to lose my mind, (while fondling my guns) i quickly employ my 'therapist', my remote control button !! AHHHH! blessed SILENCE ! ( HATE that guy/gal AND their 'push' !! ("event")

i HATE that commercial !! steve: i don't watch tv !! yeah! , easy to understand why ELVIS reportedly shot out his TV !!
i'd NEVER do business with those people!
that rabid dog minister was pushing the savior, i quickly employed the REAL "savior" !
the REAL "savior" saved my black ASS! , you TALK too much !
the REAL "savior" kept my head from EXPLODING !!
by michael foolsley August 24, 2022
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basketball tits

HUGE mammary glands that are as wide as they are high!
glands that are repulsively attractive, and candidates for reduction surgery or a wheelbarrow!...(especially late in life!)
those basketball tits must have a "braw" made of 'hardware cloth' or chicken wire!!

those basketball tits must be hard to 'harness'!!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
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show me yours i'll show you mine

younger humans getting/giving a personal show of their 'treasures'...something to make the most liberal parent 'squirm'
we were playing show me yours i'll show you mine; in an abandoned shotgun shack.
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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capper

i'm going to let loose in that capper stall

don't park in that capper spot
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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pump bulk

i'm going to pump bulk tonight
john really likes to pump bulk
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
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child-proof cap

a rubber, prophylactic, or; 'scumbag'!
she had me put on a child-proof cap

should have suspected my child-proof cap burst, when 'the act' started feeling TOO good!!

jennifer was horrified when sam withdrew, his crank adorned with only a 'cock ring', and no child proof cap!!
by michael foolsley December 20, 2013
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