tending ones' patch

tending ones' marijuana crop

nurturing where one gets' money (oasis, etc)

tending ones' patch is important, until the end!!

at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch

tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!

by michael foolsley December 02, 2009

hophead's prayer

prayer said to the god of intox that good 'product' will come around!

big bull said a hophead's prayer before he went to sleep

by michael foolsley December 03, 2009

savior

your reflection in the mirror

john wondered exactly who was going to 'save' him, then happened to look in the mirror; seeing his savior.

even though judy packed a high degree of 'bargaining power', she saw her savior in the mirror!

by michael foolsley November 01, 2011

post their fees

when an apparent 'hot-shit' restaurant does not put a menu copy visible from the outside, so one doesn't have to step inside only to find out the restaurant fares/fees are too prohibitive. -this can often result in a clumsy human encounter. -and yes, i know...if you have to know the price you can't afford it!!! -OH YEAH??!!, WE'LL FUCK YOU!!!!

judy and i decided to go to mcfoolsley's, but backed off when we noticed they didn't post their fees

i hate when these restaurants don't post their fees

by michael foolsley December 26, 2009

merged

transcedentally high!, super fucked-up, supremely altered on one or more substances!

dude, i saw joe floating around on a magic carpet, i'm gonna tell you here and now, he was merged!

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

rolling slows

a 'snail' driver, doing the "limit" or LESS! -GET FUCKING MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was hot dogging over to jill's for a taste, but was late 'cause i was held hostage by the rolling slows!!!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

currency ratio

ratio of palms needing 'greased' compared to the amount of palms 'offering' currency.

the currency ratio is killing me! everyone and his/her relatives is/are putting the 'touch' on me for money, but very few (IF ANY!) are giving me a road-map to the 'money trees' -ie: many empty palms to my right, extremely few to my left helping to facilitate the transfer!

SUGGESTION: for me to give YOU money BEGINS with me having a source for the money in the first place!! (hint hint!!)

this unequal currency ratio is eating my ass up! VERY DIFFICULT for me to save both myself AND the world, with such a lopsided income/outgo ratio!!

by michael foolsley August 08, 2010