Definitions by michael foolsley

phone slave 

someone who CANNOT ignore a ringing telephone!!

ringing telephone -answer that phone slave !! -said as phone slave is running to answer phone!!

john is a phone slave! i was trying to duck maria, and he hands me the fucking phone!!

phone slave by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

six beers 

a six pack -this sounds beautifully and delightfully odd!!

i'm going out to get six beers, you want anything?

six beers by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

gommet 

garmet, jacket, clothing (use of the 'r' pronounced as 'ah' style of speech)

i'm going to the cleaners to get my 'gommet'

the escort removed her gommet

gommet by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

teamster's blues 

strike out at the pick-up bar, nothing to load, no work

john had tools and a load of freight, but nothing to load; he had the ol' teamster's blues!

teamster's blues by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

$64,000 question 

what am i 'sposed to do with all this spunk?

john looked at his erection and asked himself the $64,000 question. -he didn't have a very long line of people waiting to 'take him off'.........

$64,000 question by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

muggliers 

those smoking a joint, muggle

when i opened the door, smoke poured out; revealing the presence of some muggliers!

muggliers by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

cup peeer's syndrome 

knowledge of a potential or upcoming pee-test, -those whose money is 'on holiday', with the 'shakes' re: smoking 'boo' and being found "dirty"; consequently remaining 'poor'
-little patience with 'clean-u-up' systems!

skonk dude? -no thanks!, me afraid; i've got cup peeer's syndrome!!

cup peeer's syndrome by michael foolsley December 5, 2009