mirror genius

looking in the mirror and seeing the 'golden child' -he/she who has it all!!!
steph was happy with the image she saw staring back! -everybody knew she was just a mirror genius!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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jesus's

let's go to jesus's !

really good chicken sandwiches at jesus's , their pleasure !

got my hobby stuff at jesus's !!
by michael foolsley December 01, 2021
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flametop

'the police' -observation of police lights anywhere around you. the common (most communities now!) mixture of blue and red lights look like something on fire from a distance (especially if one is 'altered'!)

*call it what you want! but to me; police lights look like flames!! ie: 'flames in my mirror', or; up ahead
I was "hot-dogging" in my miata, and to my horror, saw flametop in my mirror!
down the road was some serious flametop! i didn't know what was going on!
got home from a hard day licking ass, and flametop was all over my parking lot, -guess the redneck upstairs 'went wild' on his wife again!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
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defecation baton

rigid stick or prod for 'conducting' a "movement" (bowel , or "Lincoln Log") into and through a toilet! ie: a process of
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )
the whole world came out of my buttle (butt hole) i'm getting my defecation baton!

judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !
by michael foolsley January 02, 2022
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manufacturing facility

or: 'production facility' ! , factory !
ie: the FEMALE !! the 'maker' of....MORE HUMANS !!
let's go to the pickup bar , i need to find a manufacturing facility !

there's ONLY eight billion people !! , NOWHERE NEAR ENOUGH HUMANS !!

i like to "pump slop" , but in a manufacturing facility, appears to be UNWISE !

societal law (AND the CHURCH!) states: YOU (the male) MUST PUMP SLOP IN A manufacturing facility !!

manufacturing facility was NOT published ! , i went out to seek same !!
by michael foolsley March 10, 2023
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christmas slave

baitfish for marketeers, addiction to the phony 'glory' that is christmas, infatuation with the gold-plated turd!
mrs. mcfoolsis is sure a christmas slave!

early in december, that bitch becomes a christmas slave and has george hopping!
by michael foolsley December 05, 2009
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get wise

suggestion for the 'dim' or 'weak witted'!! indication more valuable, "non-disposable" information is available for use, than what is presently being (or has been) observed and/or "in-gear"!
you chug-a-lugged a mixture of sweet 'cohols' and wondered why you were a 'deffing machine'? -GET WISE!!

you got that little girl preg-o-not 'cause you wouldn't wear a 'garbage bag'??? -GET WISE!!

you cracked a 'piece of meat' and didn't realize a 'price' was involved? -GET WISE!!

you don't want to 'get rammy' with it like a bull in the china shop...-GET WISE!!
by michael foolsley February 01, 2010
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