michael foolsley's definitions

power it down

super toilet (on steroids) that suck down the waste without an argument

i've got to cut me a flop, but i'm going to 'choke it back' till i get to work where i can power it down!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

P.S.I.S.

pretty sure i smell

i'll be with you in a bit, imma hit the shower- P.S.I.S

P.S.I.S. after that workout

by michael foolsley December 15, 2010

the axis

what everything revolves around, a very conceited (sarcasm) and/or wise being. -from the jimi hendrix song: axis bold as love

just ask the axis he/she knows everything

we'd better ask the axis, he/she knows everything

that woman thinks shes' the axis

by michael foolsley December 14, 2009

whistle for cancer

whistling for cancer like you were calling you're dog!!

response to someone expressing concerns that an activity like eating or smoking, can have hidden potential, risks for cancer.
also, a 'devil may care', masochistic, 'don't give a damn'!, 'bring it on'!! attitude towards the 'called out' activity.

-if there were charlatans re: health all through history, why would we be any 'smarter' now? better technology is not a definite 'catch-all'. -cell phones are suspect now, lap held radar guns have proven to give cops 'ball' cancer, so why couldn't something as simple and innocuous as say, plastic; be a cancer causer?? (radio & cell waves?) asbestos and DDT, once worshiped; now have the 'stamp of the devil'

-hey, hey, hey, "its' all good!" -'whistle for cancer'!!

hey bull!, you sure eat a lot of 'shit sandwiches'! '-whistle for cancer'!!
you're not worried breathing all those paint fumes?? '-whistle for cancer'!!
-you sure got a thing for those cig-o-rets, mi-cole!! -whistle for cancer!
you could catch 'the' cancer soaking up all that 'tainted shot'!! -whistle for cancer!!

by michael foolsley February 4, 2010

the processing

the paperwork, hoop jumping, cup peeing, sweet talking, etc one must endure in order to get a job and/or sex partner

john wanted a job and a sex partner, but dreaded the processing

the processing required for simple survival seems to be never-ending

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

get into gear

the sex act! -psychically 'traveling' from point 'A' to point 'B' by influence of the motion involved, as well as the 'meshing' of parts!! -by the time one is red lining, he/she better have their seat belt on!!

i'd love to get into gear with that strumpet! -what a way to exit this life!!

she wanted nothing more than to get into gear with her gay friend!! -she knew he would be 'quality transportation'!!

the teen was burning in hell to get into gear!

by michael foolsley June 28, 2011

gives good phone

sexy voice, -questioning what someone looks like on the phone and being pre-sold until you see them

damn, meg gives good phone but when i saw her she was 300lbs!!

steve gives good phone, sounds like barry white; but looks like a skin covered skeleton dweeb........

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009