a pair of timberland boots for 'formal' occasions, without a speck of dirt on them, while keeping another 'soiled' pair for the "construction site"
i put on my dress tims and me an' johnny d went to foolsley's
that bitch asked me to wear my dress tims!
i wear my dress tims to church
that bitch asked me to wear my dress tims!
i wear my dress tims to church
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
concept of 'taking oneself out' after about age 50+ -after the mind (& body) becomes 'enfeebled'.
(lots of valid evidence of aging "quality of life" may be found in any "nursing" facility)
in these days of people losing all their retirement money, even if you're still lucky enough to maintain your 'gear', how good can quality of life be when you're eating beans and gruel?
the women are a bit luckier too, most have little use for sex. the males, however aren't so lucky; we get to go to the bitter end, burning in hell for sex......-though it DOES taper off a bit!!
any gun manufacturer will work, ie: glock retirement, etc...
(lots of valid evidence of aging "quality of life" may be found in any "nursing" facility)
in these days of people losing all their retirement money, even if you're still lucky enough to maintain your 'gear', how good can quality of life be when you're eating beans and gruel?
the women are a bit luckier too, most have little use for sex. the males, however aren't so lucky; we get to go to the bitter end, burning in hell for sex......-though it DOES taper off a bit!!
any gun manufacturer will work, ie: glock retirement, etc...
i'm planning a nice smith & wesson retirement!
he got worn out trying to smile, and opted for a colt retirement
he got worn out trying to smile, and opted for a colt retirement
by michael foolsley January 16, 2011
when your beer suddenly decides to foam up and over the bottle top, -whether a fresh beer or not! (fresh having the most 'vigor'!)
-like the human version, one can never know EXACTLY at what moment this messy event is going to occur! if you're lucky, you can get your mouth over the bottle, before you get the 'pee'!! (-sometimes one can 'put this carbonation to work' (see action, my reaction!) for 'giggles'!)
-like the human version, one can never know EXACTLY at what moment this messy event is going to occur! if you're lucky, you can get your mouth over the bottle, before you get the 'pee'!! (-sometimes one can 'put this carbonation to work' (see action, my reaction!) for 'giggles'!)
eyeing beer suspiciously...one second! i think i'm in for a beer ejack!
my beer did a beer ejack, i had to hit the 'porcelain room' to
'mop up'!!
a salesman was in foolsley's selling beer ejack gloves!!
my beer did a beer ejack, i had to hit the 'porcelain room' to
'mop up'!!
a salesman was in foolsley's selling beer ejack gloves!!
by michael foolsley February 26, 2010
one who prays to/worships all that is the grand glory of farting!, the noise, the buttle massage, the smell, the reaction of the non-worshipper!! foods that promote gas!
john was in heaven! he had found a methane disciple who was female!
john was such a methane disciple he encouraged her to fart in his face!!
john was such a methane disciple he encouraged her to fart in his face!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
the body muscles atrophying and turning to fat
used in medicine re: patient status ie: hes' going bad
rotting milk, fruit, vegetables
used in medicine re: patient status ie: hes' going bad
rotting milk, fruit, vegetables
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
the end of sex for the male, either the actual moment of ejaculation; or the 'last bit of lurching before launch'. -the awareness that several moments will have to pass (if you're lucky) before re-charge.
by michael foolsley December 02, 2009
dissatisfaction with ones' own, or anothers mental performance. -suggestion that in this time of 'transplants', one could procure a new 'mind' somewhere, and make out a bit better!
when i closed the patient up, i left a saw inside; i'm going to have to get a new brain, or lay off the PCP!!
-going to hit a yard sale and get me a new mind!
she needs to get a new brain!!
-this brain won't 'hop' when i bark orders, i need to get a new brain!
-going to hit a yard sale and get me a new mind!
she needs to get a new brain!!
-this brain won't 'hop' when i bark orders, i need to get a new brain!
by michael foolsley February 06, 2010