michael foolsley's definitions
inability to cook any other way but frying!!. -baking, steaming, boiling OR broiling; totally UNACCEPTABLE!!
if the food isn't cooked submerged in grease at high temperature, it is deemed WRONG!
a practice of cooking specific to many african 'tribes', also common in s. america.
if the food isn't cooked submerged in grease at high temperature, it is deemed WRONG!
a practice of cooking specific to many african 'tribes', also common in s. america.
health nut judy was reluctant to eat at dewayne's, because she knew he was fry-locked.
all the fast-food joints are totally fry-locked!
went to mcfoolsley's where they steam, boil, broil or bake!
a non fry-locked establishment!, SO nice to get a 'shit sammich' STEAMED!
all the fast-food joints are totally fry-locked!
went to mcfoolsley's where they steam, boil, broil or bake!
a non fry-locked establishment!, SO nice to get a 'shit sammich' STEAMED!
by michael foolsley March 10, 2013
Get the fry-lockedmug. dude! thats' pretty funny, you should try to get that in urban dictionary...i did, i got urban dictated!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
Get the urban dictatedmug. disappearance of hashish from all the local 'apothecary shops' (ie: 'the drugsman') in the early eighties. my personal theory is that when the mid-east turmoil really picked up, smuggling became more problematic??
-hash has GOT to be easier to smuggle than pot!! -and yes, i HAVE heard of amsterdam before!! (been there twice and was like a kid in a candy store!!) -can't help but wonder if anybody in Afghanistan 'uses'?? -guess we'll hear about it ten years from now......
-hash has GOT to be easier to smuggle than pot!! -and yes, i HAVE heard of amsterdam before!! (been there twice and was like a kid in a candy store!!) -can't help but wonder if anybody in Afghanistan 'uses'?? -guess we'll hear about it ten years from now......
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
Get the death of hashishmug. a gift of clothing given by an older person, or a person who thinks they can determine what another would be caught dead in!! most people fail miserably at this!!
-clothing remains one of the most personal of gifts!! nevertheless, it IS a gift! and gets jokers "off the hook" -the more 'personal' a gift gets, the more potential problem/s with it!!! -if you're going to 'get personal', you better know the person DAMN WELL!!
-clothing remains one of the most personal of gifts!! nevertheless, it IS a gift! and gets jokers "off the hook" -the more 'personal' a gift gets, the more potential problem/s with it!!! -if you're going to 'get personal', you better know the person DAMN WELL!!
i got a gift of clothes not toys!! i can put something over my buttle anytime!!
i hate to be ungrateful, but i can't hop up and down about a gift of clothes! -how about an electric masturbator??
my aunt theodora gave me some silk socks!!...guess i can use them for a 'jizz basket'!!
i hate to be ungrateful, but i can't hop up and down about a gift of clothes! -how about an electric masturbator??
my aunt theodora gave me some silk socks!!...guess i can use them for a 'jizz basket'!!
by michael foolsley December 28, 2009
Get the gift of clothesmug. now that 'Burma' is now known as myanmar, i'm assuming burma shave will have to become myanmar shave!
burma shave was (is?) a brand of 'canned' pre-mixed shave cream. -supposedly, this stuff was 'resurrected' in 1997
burma shave was (is?) a brand of 'canned' pre-mixed shave cream. -supposedly, this stuff was 'resurrected' in 1997
going to get me some of that myanmar shave! -then i can get the women; AND the job!!
shaving with myanmar shave will help me GET OFF!!
shaving with myanmar shave will help me GET OFF!!
by michael foolsley April 30, 2011
Get the myanmar shavemug. study and science of a people sociologically, grammatically, linguistically, and/or spiritually "challenged"; specializing on those who are out and out ignorant. ie; those not caring whether they are "smart", or even worse; those who are sure they are! (science of the not so fully developed brain!)
why do you like to speak like a fucking redneck john? -didn't you know? i mastered in advanced cretinism!! -oh, sorry!!
they say ignorance is bliss, and truth is pain, in my studies of advanced cretinism, many would scoff at this notion.
one of my books on advanced cretinism has been NOT PUBLISHED!!
they say ignorance is bliss, and truth is pain, in my studies of advanced cretinism, many would scoff at this notion.
one of my books on advanced cretinism has been NOT PUBLISHED!!
by michael foolsley February 8, 2010
Get the advanced cretinismmug. by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
Get the babys headmug.