Definitions by michael foolsley

heavy walker 

ga-lump, heavy stride of a fat person

she was ga-lumping down the street, she was a heavy walker

he was over 400lbs, he was a heavy walker

heavy walker by michael foolsley December 22, 2009

scrape job 

shaving

john needed to give himself a scrape job

judy was going to give her legs a scrape job

scrape job by michael foolsley December 22, 2009

take one on

(1) get hired -either 'him' or 'her', ie: take her/him on

(2) acceptance as sex partner, "lover", business partner

jim mcfoolsis the employer, didn't think he needed to take a human on, but had to take one on anyway

kate convinced the candy store owner to take her on

mark got the green light from carrie, that she would take him on

take one on by michael foolsley December 22, 2009

the employer 

bruce springsteen

annie and i are going to see the employer this thursday

the employer by michael foolsley December 22, 2009

rub job 

(1) cleaning -removing the funky film found on the surface of everything in the known universe!!, accomplished by repeated rubbing with some cleaner/s and/or abrasive.

(2) sex and pain relief -achieving satisfaction of one kind or another via rubbing; ie: rubbing ones' cock, clitoris, tits, back, feet, head, tubing...on and on...........

A RUB JOB IS ALWAYS CYCLICAL!! AND PRETTY MUCH IS WITH ONE FROM CRADLE TO GRAVE!!!

the college boy longed to give those pert tits a rub job

the charwoman did a rub job on king foolsley's toilet bowl

i did a rub job on my crank, till i had a geyser!

mark did a rub job on judy's feet

rub job by michael foolsley December 22, 2009

shes' packing 

well built human, possessor of "the gear"; ("shes' got the goods!!") -the best a human body could ever look!! (note: this definition is NOT specific to the female!, and could easily be applied to the male!!) ie; 'hes' packing'..... -"built like a brick shithouse"

my friend looked at me with a sort of faraway look and half-drool, and stated; 'shes' packing'!!

saw a dude at the gym and thought to myself, 'hes' packing!!'

shes' packing by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

bust on the clock

live hard, die young, leave a pretty corpse

dave the coke dealer was going to bust on the clock
she knew she'd never get old, she was going to bust on the clock
he'd rather bust on the clock, than get old and rotten

bust on the clock by michael foolsley December 21, 2009