defecation -a 'def' that tries to exit the toilet bowl sideways, causing double thickness and extending the joy of its' visit for a second flush.
cut me a flop and tried to flush, but it was a fucking folder! i had to baby-sit it for another go-round!
by michael foolsley December 27, 2009
FOOD -the destiny of food, what food will become!, you know this because you are a psychic, a fortune teller. you've eaten, waited; then deffed! -you've done the math! you're good with equation/s!!
just got merged! -i'm heading out to foolsley's to get me some damn dungs!!
want to go out and get some dungs with me?
might as well put my sandwich in the toilet bowl...-dungs!
want to go out and get some dungs with me?
might as well put my sandwich in the toilet bowl...-dungs!
by michael foolsley February 01, 2010
getting money -holding out ones' hand, whistling; and having a pile of $100 bills appear in your hand.
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
an all purpose statement that works particularly well with food !
stated by a darker pigmented woman in a popeye's commercial,
while chowing down on their newest mouth orgasm sandwich !
the statement sort of rolls out of the mouth while the eyes roll back,
and the pull of gravity lessens !
stated by a darker pigmented woman in a popeye's commercial,
while chowing down on their newest mouth orgasm sandwich !
the statement sort of rolls out of the mouth while the eyes roll back,
and the pull of gravity lessens !
that calzone is pretty good, right ? response: i'm experiencin' some things !
this pizza is clit lappin' good ! , i'm experiencin' ' some things
when she took me off, i was seriously experiencin' some things
this pizza is clit lappin' good ! , i'm experiencin' ' some things
when she took me off, i was seriously experiencin' some things
by michael foolsley October 08, 2020
7-11, the "convenient" store!
once, probably on a construction site, a mush mouth guy spoke to me in a slurred (possibly drunken ?) drawl
"if you go to the SAM and ALLEN, would you git me a shit sammich ??" - i promptly 'filed away' this english prof's words for future use !
once, probably on a construction site, a mush mouth guy spoke to me in a slurred (possibly drunken ?) drawl
"if you go to the SAM and ALLEN, would you git me a shit sammich ??" - i promptly 'filed away' this english prof's words for future use !
by michael foolsley September 12, 2023
christmas!
the day that makes women fly their 'cute' "freak flag" ! men have to go along with it (reluctantly) so as not to jeopardize their "treatments" , (ie: "cut off") there ARE a FEW men who actually claim to like it! , SOME are HETEROsexuals !
the day that makes women fly their 'cute' "freak flag" ! men have to go along with it (reluctantly) so as not to jeopardize their "treatments" , (ie: "cut off") there ARE a FEW men who actually claim to like it! , SOME are HETEROsexuals !
godda get these stupid decorations up for joan , for women's day !
the "cuteness" of women's day PUKES !
john claims to LIKE women's day! bert: yah!! , he likes a "slice of pie" , TOO!
one upside of divorce , is 'dumping' christmas or women's day CUTE!!
the "cuteness" of women's day PUKES !
john claims to LIKE women's day! bert: yah!! , he likes a "slice of pie" , TOO!
one upside of divorce , is 'dumping' christmas or women's day CUTE!!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2021
i was hot dogging over to jill's for a taste, but was late 'cause i was held hostage by the rolling slows!!!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009