conduit

protected passageway for movement of 'electrons'

pathway for (your choice!)
johns' unit is a conduit for 'hot sauce'

that mike fuhlsley is clever!; AND a conduit for information!

i put my conduit is her/his orifice!
by michael foolsley December 29, 2009
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get a new brain

dissatisfaction with ones' own, or anothers mental performance. -suggestion that in this time of 'transplants', one could procure a new 'mind' somewhere, and make out a bit better!
when i closed the patient up, i left a saw inside; i'm going to have to get a new brain, or lay off the PCP!!

-going to hit a yard sale and get me a new mind!

she needs to get a new brain!!

-this brain won't 'hop' when i bark orders, i need to get a new brain!
by michael foolsley February 06, 2010
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oasis

where one gets their money from
hes' got a trust fund, he can tap that oasis and buy all the pie he can fuck or eat! -i've got hustlers a-hustle tryin' to tap my oasis!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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bumped

fired, terminated, 'let-go', layed-off, R.I.F., OUT THE DOOR!!...

-largely acquiring the "shitty end of the stick", in about ANY situation...-(see other defs)

bumped works particularly well for the 'work' environment!!
mcfoolsley co. bumped the stupid hippie they suspected of stealing from them!!

Madeline bumped big ed from her crotch

working like a slave, i eventually was bumped out the door...

u.d. bumped this definition from the realm of publish acceptability!

you're not working mac? (mac:) those ass-sucks BUMPED me!!
by michael foolsley October 24, 2011
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jiggle the handle

shaking toilet handle to re-seat float valve, avoidance of dealing with permanent fix for same. GREAT rock band name!!
i better go jiggle the god damn handle!

tonight me and duane are going to see jiggle the handle
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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carbide lamp of life

cigarette -the all-important ever-present light/flame that helps them on their way!!
the carbide lamp of life would become tiresome, i'm sure!
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
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spooky action

a woman who 'gobs on' the makeup, wears tons of jewelry, thrives on being 'pampered', wouldn't be caught dead going camping, thrift shopping, hates getting dirty, sweaty, exercise, TERRIFIED of NUDITY, WORSHIPS money; -best skills are facilitating release of "man-chowder"!! -thinks own body waste is un-odoriferous! a non-'hippie-chick'; a snob!

-never a 'deep' thinker, having only the most superficial of things to discuss. -most smart men are only able to 'deal' briefly, while getting the 'poison' ground out of them, then VANISH!! (aka: spo-oo-oo-oo-ky action)
john: i think i'd like to 'do' that big flashy blonde! bill: -thats' spooky action!!

thats' some spooky action over in the corner, i told that one babe i was a doctor!, i could smell the 'cave drip'

lets' work those spooks over at table 5, i bet we can get 'into gear' -thats' indeed some spo-oo-oo-oo-ky action!!
by michael foolsley June 28, 2011
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