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assorted body fluid/s PRIMARILY male ejaculate/s!!
my very first encounter with crotch glue was discovering a discarded "girly"/porn 'mag' with the pages stuck together right at the best part!, i was like; WTF??
as the years rolled by, this innocent 'vision' was eventually replaced by 'the truth'!!
my very first encounter with crotch glue was discovering a discarded "girly"/porn 'mag' with the pages stuck together right at the best part!, i was like; WTF??
as the years rolled by, this innocent 'vision' was eventually replaced by 'the truth'!!
jake was only too happy to 'make sticky' with dana, as crotch glue 'leapt' out of his 'crank'!!
her/his "foundation garmets" were soiled with/by crotch glue!!
crotch glue was everywhere in the room, detective collins quickly put on rubber gloves.
her/his "foundation garmets" were soiled with/by crotch glue!!
crotch glue was everywhere in the room, detective collins quickly put on rubber gloves.
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Get the piscetarian mug.i was given and old tomato, either move with the job; or be 'layed-off'
she gave him an old tomato, ring or no more 'thing'!
she gave him an old tomato, ring or no more 'thing'!
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Get the earth a toilet mug.something to say while eating high fats foods !
indicating the food will soon reappear as FAT on your arms, guts, thighs and/or BUTT !
indicating the food will soon reappear as FAT on your arms, guts, thighs and/or BUTT !
this 'za is pretty damn good!...(response:) might as well smear it on my guts !
this coconut cream pie is orgasmatically good ! (response:) might as well smear it on your guts !
this coconut cream pie is orgasmatically good ! (response:) might as well smear it on your guts !
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Get the might as well smear it on my guts mug.a cheer or cheers used by various teams to 'pump up' competitors.
a song, chant, etc. used by a DNA prison inmate to spur oneself onward and upward to sex!
a song, chant, etc. used by a DNA prison inmate to spur oneself onward and upward to sex!
i made up a fight song about the 'one that got away' specifically to console myself!
a fight song is like a 'work song', used in times of great duress, such as trying to get sex!!
during the battle, he made up a rather blue fight song; which lingered long after he had made a total ass of himself!
a fight song is like a 'work song', used in times of great duress, such as trying to get sex!!
during the battle, he made up a rather blue fight song; which lingered long after he had made a total ass of himself!
by michael foolsley August 19, 2010
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