michael foolsley's definitions

try before you buy

pre-marital sex, trying the 'merchandise' before signing any 'contract'!

steve believed strongly in the try before you buy school.

lila always deferred to the try before you buy mode.

try before you buy can help avoid signing a bad, hidden policy, or misrepresented 'contract'

by michael foolsley July 31, 2012

resume limbo

not hearing shit from a prospective employer after sending a resume. -perhaps you out and out weren't qualified, or didn't include the "magic word/s"!? -employers have to have everything perfect on a resume, then rarely have the common decency (or time!?) to at least contact you for the 'take-down'...-kind of makes one feel about two places above a 'tool' or 'machine'!!

-those in resume limbo can/will stay this way for all eternity, unless they operate 'in volume', just like the perspective employer...(ie: HUNDREDS of resumes to HUNDREDS of employers!! -this, however CAN be a problem when there are NO jobs to be had!!) -there also is a 'hustle the employer' school too, if one "really wants the job"

did you ever hear back from JR Foolsley company john? -fuck no, i'm in resume limbo!!

i was in resume limbo with TE POOP company, when the HR person actually called me with status...i couldn't believe it!!?

by michael foolsley January 26, 2010

wearing it

get fat -booting (eating) lots of high fat foods and imaging them turning straight to fat and taking up shop ('residence') on and around ones' body parts.

that coconut cream pie is better than sex!, but i'm going to end up wearing it!

i love me some pie! (pizza) but i'll just end up wearing it!!

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

pussy washer

a bidet !

pussy washer was heard stated by a "mentally challenged" individual at a construction site

in france, provision is made for cleansing body parts (buttle) via bidet, or pussy washer !
in 'merca, WE wouldn't be caught DEAD 'cleaning up' on a pussy washer !
lesser "deforestation" using a pussy washer, than MILES of "bowel towel" !!

by michael foolsley April 29, 2021

beat the crack

arising well BEFORE dawn!!

NOT a sado-masochistic term alluding to abuse of 'prime parts'
but a reference to being 'awake and vertical' LONG BEFORE the first glint of light appears at the horizon!!

i had to beat the crack to do electrical work, which resulted in me "sleeping in" till 6:30A on week-ends!!

had to beat the crack to catch that flight!!

beating the crack is kind of a criminal situation!!

by michael foolsley September 7, 2011

eraser rot

'death' of the rubber on an old pencil. usually discovery of this is by making nasty, hard to remove streaks all over your "masterpiece" when trying to erase.......

i nowadays get suspicious when the eraser looks dark...i start fingernail poking, checking the 'elasticity'; saving me the effort of industrial cursing!!

(maybe its' just an 'old peoples' thing!!?? i forgot about "paperless environment"!!)

my mind went blank, i made an error, tried to erase; but was tortured by eraser rot!!

eraser rot made my notation look like hell!! i couldn't remove the fuck damn marks!!

all the 'kool kats' @ u.d. HATED my concept of eraser rot!!

by michael foolsley September 22, 2011

'if' one needed sex

a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.

there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!

i'd hit that in a heartbeat, 'IF' i needed sex!!

she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!

'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!

by michael foolsley October 30, 2011