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Definitions by michael foolsley

DNA prison 

the scrotum/testicles -housing for 'political prisoners'
judy was just about to break me out of DNA prison when the fucking phone rang! -can't ignore THAT!!

DNA prison has encapsulated many a convict!

guilty until proven innocent in DNA prison!

lot o' the fellas burnin' in hell in DNA prison!

one has to FIGHT!, FIGHT!, FIGHT! to survive, when in DNA prison!!

one must break self out of DNA prison!
DNA prison by michael foolsley August 19, 2010

fight song 

a cheer or cheers used by various teams to 'pump up' competitors.

a song, chant, etc. used by a DNA prison inmate to spur oneself onward and upward to sex!
i made up a fight song about the 'one that got away' specifically to console myself!

a fight song is like a 'work song', used in times of great duress, such as trying to get sex!!

during the battle, he made up a rather blue fight song; which lingered long after he had made a total ass of himself!
fight song by michael foolsley August 19, 2010

tender challenged 

very hard time "making money", weak skills convincing a 'currency agent' one is the new jesus!

mental difficulties encouraging money to 'come around'
he was so tender challenged, money wouldn't visit!

being tender challenged, he was painted into a corner!

few have sympathy for the tender challenged!

flash paper 

or 'flash'; -money, currency, tender, big-uns, etc!

flash paper is a type of paper used in the laboratory that goes 'up in smoke' very quickly, upon encountering certain chemicals or reactions. -very direct parallel to the fate of ones' money!
i was going to 'get funky' tonight, but now i ain' got no flash paper!!

the club bouncer quickly pocketed john's flash, and promptly let him in.

ace was fighting to come up with more flash paper!
flash paper by michael foolsley August 19, 2010
wild party or music situation that is largely off the track, off the wall, off the hook, e.t.c.

there was a 60s' yardbirds album called, 'lets' have a rave-up' this alluded to extended guitar soloing, feedback, assorted abstract musical departure.

rave-up could lend itself to the more modern 'rave', where the object also is to 'get wild'!!

'rave-up' has some history with the influence of psychedelic drugs upon those musicians who would, "shake the air" (-frank zappa)

someone 'raving' could (and should!) be perceived as 'out of their head', ie: geniune insanity, or temporary insanity/drug influence...this is not always all bad!!
i went to the rave-up and when the band got back on the ground, everyone was stunned!

it was a banner rave-up! everybody got wild or off!!

she tried to get bill to go to the rave-up, but he had to go to the church fellowship meeting!
rave-up by michael foolsley August 18, 2010

yearn churn burn 

the three phases of sex!

(1) YEARNING- absorbing knowledge of a human from whatever means, physical plane; e.t.c., and being tortured by visions of the sexual potential exuded by same.

(2) CHURNING- passing all testing, negotiation/s and processing, being given the 'green light'; and actually up and in someone's 'prime parts', in gear and actuating, grinding each other to oblivion!

(3) BURNING- the first indication control systems, now on auto-pilot are beginning to fail, and navigation is becoming clouded with sun-spots! a clue that the wax is about to burn off ones' wings, not unlike Icarus and Daedalus. the collection of all final mental samples of trans-fluidity before zooming into the center of the sun!
yearn churn burn had me held hostage at an early age

DNA commands one to yearn churn burn

yearn churn burn gave him a break after the lobotomy!

the teen was stuck yearning of churning and burning in hell

compartment 

an apartment; specifically, an 'efficiency' or extremely small apartment.
i was b-b-banging peyton in my compartment, when her head began hitting the wall!

the hag in the compartment below, started banging on a pipe when we were vigorously 'socking it home' at 3A!!

got to get out of this compartment and get my 40 acres and a mule!
compartment by michael foolsley August 18, 2010