church hopping

the concept of people leaving one church where they find the doctrine hard to swallow, for another; whose doctrine is more palatable. this was common back when i was a young punk, in the 60's
the smiths were seriously into church hopping
by michael foolsley December 01, 2009
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dualing

puking and 'deffing' simultaneously!
i was hallucinating while dualing, -perhaps i'll party in a less industrial style for a bit...
dualing requires a good bit of dwindling coordination to lessen clean-up!
by michael foolsley February 06, 2010
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trash can liner

pick up line: will you hold a trash can liner for me?
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
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cretinesque

someone exhibiting questionable mental ability. displaying evidence of little thought or research in ones' thoughts or actions. operating more by 'feel' as opposed to carefully planned and/or 'thought out' actions.

behavior in 'society' triggering doubt re: the normal formation and/or usage of ones' brain. -exposition of evidence of probable mental deficiency
michael foolsley had shown cretinesque tendencies when he started the food fight at lord and lady fauntleroy's dinner party!!

doug vomited all over james suede jacket, exhibiting supreme cretinesque tendancies!!

alcohol 'greased the skids' for bubba's cretinesque behavior!!
by michael foolsley February 01, 2011
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save the bacteria

where is PETA when the poor bacteria are dying? who is going to stand up for them!
pretty soon someones' going to be crying save the bacteria!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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vertical plantation

a large, corporate (or not!) 'skyscraper' (or not!) office building!!

inside, the same basic work is done one would experience on a horizontal plantation, but paper/"paperless" oriented!! rather than being spread-out over many acres, it is confined in/to a narrow, tall area.

same kind of "slave drivers", but POSSIBLY more color-blind....!! -usually owned and operated by a 'family' of 'droids or zombies...."climate controlled", so; lack of 'freedom' from others germs/funk!!
skonk, dude? naw!, -got to pee in a cup for the vertical plantation tomorrow!!

jane and lauren had sex in a store room at the vertical plantation!!

i work in a vertical plantation in manhattan!!
by michael foolsley September 11, 2011
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nun shoes

big, heavy, low black shoes designed to be "sensible" and extremely unflattering!! (not exactly "my RED fuck me pumps"!)
when i saw the woman i was hitting on was wearing nun shoes, i INSTANTLY went limp!!

she put on her nun shoes specifically to help 'cool' me off!!

she was wearing 'lady domineer' (-R.CRUMB) brand nun shoes!!
by michael foolsley July 08, 2011
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