Definitions by michael foolsley
blinders
traffic; 6" 'stove pipes' put over metropolitan stop lights to prevent/control 'light jumping'. -taken from those seen over a horses' eyes to narrow his/her peripheral vision.
i can't tell when the lights' going to change, when i'm first in line, thanks to those fucking blinders!!
they can stick their blinders up their ASS!
they can stick their blinders up their ASS!
blinders by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
the hawk
IN NORTHERN SAUDI ARABIA (AP)-Paratroopers call it "The Hawk" a piercing chill that cuts to the bone with a talon-like grip. -newark star ledger, 1/31/91
the hawk by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
busy day doing nothing
industrial usage of leisure time, doing nothing with vigor!
extreme laziness!!
doing nothing that will improve ones' lot in any way, financially or strategically.
extreme laziness!!
doing nothing that will improve ones' lot in any way, financially or strategically.
usually, i would have to rush off to "prepare for battle" (get ready for work) -now i'm going to have a busy day doing nothing!!
busy day doing nothing by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
addictive personality shift syndrome
shannon quit cigarettes, but discovered food!, she used to look firecracker hot; but now has gained 100lbs!!
dan quit the 'hootch', 'gage', and drugs, but became a 'rabid dog' for JESUS!! due to addictive personality shift syndrome!
mike foolsley used to be an industrial 'foodie', now spends four~five hours daily in the gym!!
dan quit the 'hootch', 'gage', and drugs, but became a 'rabid dog' for JESUS!! due to addictive personality shift syndrome!
mike foolsley used to be an industrial 'foodie', now spends four~five hours daily in the gym!!
addictive personality shift syndrome by michael foolsley May 24, 2011
skin fever
saw my first halter top today, so nice to lose the skin fever!
jeb's skin fever quickly melted away, upon arrival at the nude beach!!
she was baring "prime parts" and celebrating departure of the skin fever!!
jeb's skin fever quickly melted away, upon arrival at the nude beach!!
she was baring "prime parts" and celebrating departure of the skin fever!!
skin fever by michael foolsley May 20, 2011
lets' talk money
number one inter-cranial question when/while one is getting 'sold' or 'bamboozled' by sales-'person'. price is ALWAYS avoided until they spot the drool hanging from your lips.
one can mutter: lets' talk money! inside ones' head as the 'life-saving' attributes are being displayed. -really nice to know from the start if its (price) even in your 'league' (see: post their fees)
one can mutter: lets' talk money! inside ones' head as the 'life-saving' attributes are being displayed. -really nice to know from the start if its (price) even in your 'league' (see: post their fees)
...and the orgasamatron 500 cuts, slices, dices, takes you off, turns dungs into gold and...(you) lets' talk money
let me show you this newer unit, it...(you) lets' talk money
let me show you this newer unit, it...(you) lets' talk money
lets' talk money by michael foolsley May 18, 2011
cat lick
catholic -who REALLY gives a shit about the 'h' and the third syllable? -cat lick also provides a nice, abstract 'huh?' flair!!
my new squeeze was cat lick, and wouldn't let me 'bag' my crank!!
that jane smacked of cat lick, but was more than willing to 'get wild'!!
those cat lick girls are so repressed, that when cut loose; they might "tear you up"
that jane smacked of cat lick, but was more than willing to 'get wild'!!
those cat lick girls are so repressed, that when cut loose; they might "tear you up"
cat lick by michael foolsley May 18, 2011