by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
i heard my neighbor saying, 'upsy daisy bage' i was like, what the fuck!?
upsy daisy is something generally said around babies or kids! -how DIVINE to humanize a bag of garbage!
upsy daisy is something generally said around babies or kids! -how DIVINE to humanize a bag of garbage!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
baitfish for marketeers, addiction to the phony 'glory' that is christmas, infatuation with the gold-plated turd!
mrs. mcfoolsis is sure a christmas slave!
early in december, that bitch becomes a christmas slave and has george hopping!
early in december, that bitch becomes a christmas slave and has george hopping!
by michael foolsley December 05, 2009
ate too many cheetos and chug-a-lugged too much beer, went pants shopping and had to get son of husky
"relaxed fit" is the bastard son of husky
"relaxed fit" is the bastard son of husky
by michael foolsley March 29, 2011
extremely messy, greasy, defecation
(post fried chicken?) that requires massive clean up and almost qualifies for a hazmat visit. gobs of "terlit" paper required, or a shower/bidet preferably the later. -unless you have the misfortune of being at work.
(post fried chicken?) that requires massive clean up and almost qualifies for a hazmat visit. gobs of "terlit" paper required, or a shower/bidet preferably the later. -unless you have the misfortune of being at work.
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
a situation that could/would never occur! -the feeling of standing out, -nowhere to hide, nothing to crawl under...forced to "deal with it"
jill stood out at the party like a cat on the beach
the crackhead fit in with the conservatives like a cat on the beach
the cat stood out on the beach like a cat on the beach
the crackhead fit in with the conservatives like a cat on the beach
the cat stood out on the beach like a cat on the beach
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009