Definitions by michael foolsley
intestinal sculpture
art consisting of remnant/s of previously consumed food usually found in/on a water-filled porcelain canvas... ie: SHIT!! (doug tracht, "the greaseman")
i just stepped in a dogs' intestinal sculpture, and about gagged!!
just layed a 'loaf' that was some definite intestinal sculpture!!
'baby' wouldn't eat my intestinal sculpture!
just layed a 'loaf' that was some definite intestinal sculpture!!
'baby' wouldn't eat my intestinal sculpture!
intestinal sculpture by michael foolsley June 4, 2011
my guts are churning!
a serious warning sign one had better get near a toilet!!
some unpleasant foreign materials are planning on visiting, moving rapidly; with EXTREME VIGOR!! -i.e: EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, the 'SHITS', etc.
some unpleasant foreign materials are planning on visiting, moving rapidly; with EXTREME VIGOR!! -i.e: EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, the 'SHITS', etc.
my guts are churning! by michael foolsley June 4, 2011
gatso-raped
gatso-raped by michael foolsley June 2, 2011
feather my props
lighten ones' load (ie: multi-propeller airplane reducing 'drag' with bad engine, by turning propeller sideways)
i'm going to feather my props and ditch that bitch
i'm going to feather my props and dump this greedy land yacht
i'm going to feather my props and dump this greedy land yacht
feather my props by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
are you ready, boots?
statement indicating potential departure, time to leave, prelude to transport, potential point 'a' to point 'b'
from the 1966 nancy sinatra song: 'these boots are made for walking'
(note: those who actually play this lame song, PLEASE!! include the sax riff at the end, if only on guitar!!)
from the 1966 nancy sinatra song: 'these boots are made for walking'
(note: those who actually play this lame song, PLEASE!! include the sax riff at the end, if only on guitar!!)
are you ready, boots? by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
i'll get the grease!
letting a sex partner know you have some 'wynn's friction-proofing' in your night stand!!
you will get the ky, astro-glide, etc!!
you will get the ky, astro-glide, etc!!
damn, i'm getting all toe' up!! i'll get the grease!
yow!, doin' my thing in the sahara! i'll get the grease!
YOU'RE HURTING ME!! -i'll get the grease!
yow!, doin' my thing in the sahara! i'll get the grease!
YOU'RE HURTING ME!! -i'll get the grease!
i'll get the grease! by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
burn some rope
lets' burn some rope, then go to titty city!
lets' burn some rope, infant!
lets' burn some fuck-damn rope!!
lets' burn some rope, infant!
lets' burn some fuck-damn rope!!
burn some rope by michael foolsley June 1, 2011