michael foolsley's definitions

stink on

confusing someone with a toilet, not treat them nice

bobs a nice guy, but judy is going to stink on him

the i.r.s. stank on me

i hate being stunk upon

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

bill shitmored

selling anything/everything by hiring william shatner (capt.kirk-star trek) to 'hawk' it for you

how'd you sell that pick-up load of dog shit john? (response) -bill shitmored it!!

we need to bill shitmore our new business!

by michael foolsley January 26, 2010

slop tub

a fat person -i first heard slop tub from my poor, dead momma who was a kansan plains woman. -apparently pigs will eat any damn thing (including a turd) a slop tub is a big container into which basic garbage/food scraps are/is thrown.

-most larger people do not get fat from eating heads of lettuce and radishes...

that big lady is sloppy fat! yeah! shes' a real slop tub!!

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

christmas car sales delusion

buy someone a CAR for christmas?? HUH?? -did someone tell these dealers i'm shitting golden eggs?? -GOLLY GOSH DARN!! (respect for christians!!) -what kind of world are we living in??

-even if i were a 'high roller', the person would have had to have been a basic slave to me, to rate that.........(this includes SEX!!)

most of the car dealers have the christmas car sales delusion!

by michael foolsley December 15, 2010

pre-boned

a NON-virgin!! like 'pre-owned', except as a reference to human sexuality....a human with SOME idea of the sex act!! usually a GOOD thing!! (i.e. "used")

she/he was partial to her/his humans being pre-boned!!

jake was delighted upon realizing she was pre-boned!!

being pre-boned, she had some good and valid ideas of quality sex!

by michael foolsley September 5, 2013

tough talking tocks

hypnotically pert buttocks!!

tight buttocks that TAKE NO PRISONERS!!

that judy has GOT herself a butt!! -you: yeah! tough talking tocks!!

i seed me some tough talking tocks, and about shot some 'cream'!!

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

1/2 a perky butt

female; 'perky' butt just starting to get sloppy, the once hypnotic effect now being etched away by human chronological erosion, high fat foods, and/or; lack of exercise, mechanical dependence.

(ie; human physical degradation) a sad state of (human) affairs....-'DEATH! of a 'perky butt'!! (song by 'the Mighty Tits', rock band!)

she looked in the mirror, and now only had 1/2 a perky butt!

i suspected i now had only about 1/2 of a perky butt!!

joe to mo: shes' got 'bout 1/2 a perky butt!

by michael foolsley October 30, 2011