treasures

sexual parts of a human for commerce or pleasure
her/his treasures were to die for
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
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dream of sex

what drives, propels, often dominates, and is the very essence of the male. for women to underestimate this dream (and drive!) is a heartbreaking, terrible mistake. -to mine it for money is even worse!!
john was condemned to dream the dream of sex, as his father before him, but ended up taking matter/s into his own hands. *john hinckley had dreamed the dream of sex!
by michael foolsley December 03, 2009
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kadaffy

moammar quadaffi (sp?)- seeing as how NO news media knows the correct spelling of his name, and he IS "crazy as a bedbug", i humbly offer: kadaffy!
i put a paper bag full of dog flops at the door, lit it on fire for kadaffy; then played ding dong RUN!

kadaffy dreading working at the 7-11: "no surpee onhe sop ding" (no slurpee only soft drink!)
by michael foolsley March 31, 2011
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you like it, it likes you!

statement on ancient 7-up bottle (the 7 oz guys) -funny thing...-thats just the relationship i have with my cannabis!!
you for a muggle bra? -fuckin' ay! you like it, it likes you!
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
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musical dialect

varieties of tribal expression, music being a universal language still has dialects only spoken by certain tribes
this should be considered by a 'music nazi'!!!!!
that death metal just isn't a musical dialect i speak

that slick nashville 'country' is an odd dialect
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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health food law

the concept that foods which are good for you taste like cardboard (or poop)!! -while foods that are bad for you taste wonderful!!!! (usually animal products!!)
i wanted me a nice steak, but was married to a vegetarian and could only eat cardboard; thanks to the health food law!!
why is it that few foods satisfy like those that are detrimental to ones' health?
spice up some bird-seed,some tofu,it,be,beef!!
was visiting some vegetarians, but had to leave and get me a hamburger!!!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
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gatso-raped

i was coming back from the doctors', when i got gatso-raped!!

fucking speed camera gatso-raped me!!
by michael foolsley May 08, 2011
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