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the healing

surveying the clients at the pick-up bar, jane thought to herself; bring on the healing!!

bring on the healing! stated one of 'the damned'
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
mugGet the the healingmug.

sprung a leak

cut oneself, 'draw' blood
just one moment, i need a bandaid, -i've just fucking sprung a leak!!

that sheet metal had a barb on it! -now i've sprung a leak!

after the fight with the quigg brothers, john had sprung a leak over his eye!
by michael foolsley December 13, 2010
mugGet the sprung a leakmug.

pumped up chump

self-infatuation mentally and/or physically
daves' a nice guy for a pumped up chump!
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
mugGet the pumped up chumpmug.

how nice for you

i don't give a shit!; who cares!; -your story has become tiresome!! -a polite way to express fake interest!!
-and then we walked through the plaza de mcfoolsley, window shopping and jabbering... (response) -how nice for you!!

jeremy just graduated second grade, and kates' in a play!...(response) -how nice for you!!

i ordered a cup of yak sperm while she babbled on an on, at what was apparently the end, i stated; how nice for you!!
by michael foolsley December 18, 2009
mugGet the how nice for youmug.

get rubbery

take muscle relaxants or other magic pharmaceuticals 'for your health', providing a rubbery feeling similar to being drunk, but with a bit more clarity.
fuck those beers lets' get rubbery!

she got rubbery on quaaludes, then stripped; and ground the poison out of him
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
mugGet the get rubberymug.

working rag

NOT "fine linen", but a cloth destined for hardy cleaning! "snot rag", paper towel, dust cloth, etc. -during its' life span it may have at least one use!
i'm going to downgrade this snot rag into a slop mop, acknowledging its' lineage as a working rag.

wheres' my working rag? i've got slops to mop!!
by michael foolsley April 7, 2011
mugGet the working ragmug.

cock one

speed of male ejaculate -race car drivers and fighter pilots come close. -only my working week-ends off move faster!!
john was all a-churn, but before he knew it; he was hitting cock one!!

jill was vigorously grinding john, but had little knowledge, he was approaching cock one!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
mugGet the cock onemug.

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