Definitions by michael foolsley
scary quiet
not hearing expected 'normal' noise from a situation.
NOTHING scares parents more than when they don't hear any noise emanating from wherever their punk offspring are 'playing'. they'll be up in a 'heartbeat' to check, upon hearing too much quiet!!
mysterious lack of usual 'normal' sonic pollution
NOTHING scares parents more than when they don't hear any noise emanating from wherever their punk offspring are 'playing'. they'll be up in a 'heartbeat' to check, upon hearing too much quiet!!
mysterious lack of usual 'normal' sonic pollution
its' scary quiet today! my townhouse neighbor the heavy metal drummer that drives the over-powered land yacht must not be around!!
it was scary quiet in the jones' play room, the industrial production agent went in to check!
it was scary quiet until the drunken "rednecks" showed up and began loudly pontificating!!
it was scary quiet in the jones' play room, the industrial production agent went in to check!
it was scary quiet until the drunken "rednecks" showed up and began loudly pontificating!!
scary quiet by michael foolsley October 27, 2012
plastic smile
the never changing 'cheshire cat' grin found on those wishing to: "win friends and influence people", this group would primarily include politicians and business 'people'.
one has to wonder: what happens to these peoples' faces when they get 'pissed off', 'fed-up', or largely 'explosively' frustrated'? -such a bizarre human behavior style!
of course, it DOES tend to put the trusting 'at ease', making the more 'pliable' more easily taken advantage of.
-nevertheless, it gives people like me, who smile only when something is funny or 'lighthearted'; the CREEPS!!
one has to wonder: what happens to these peoples' faces when they get 'pissed off', 'fed-up', or largely 'explosively' frustrated'? -such a bizarre human behavior style!
of course, it DOES tend to put the trusting 'at ease', making the more 'pliable' more easily taken advantage of.
-nevertheless, it gives people like me, who smile only when something is funny or 'lighthearted'; the CREEPS!!
the politician's plastic smile finally disappeared during the reception, after zack pushed a cream pie in her/his face!!
the insurance mans' plastic smile, let me know i had a new friend!!
all the cult members were possessors of the plastic smile!!
the insurance mans' plastic smile, let me know i had a new friend!!
all the cult members were possessors of the plastic smile!!
plastic smile by michael foolsley October 3, 2012
sonic pollution
noise pollution of all forms; from your townhouse neighbor the heavy metal drummer, to the car beside you at the stop light ('the thumping kind') blasting you you with their "soul" sounds, and 500W system in a broom closet space! (thanks for sharing!!)
no different than flipping your cigarette out the car window! or willy-nilly dumping of your trash!! blind, ignorant, usage of other peoples' spaces for a 'toilet'!!
supposedly in manhattan new york, one can get a ticket for being too loud!! BRAVO TO THEM!!
no different than flipping your cigarette out the car window! or willy-nilly dumping of your trash!! blind, ignorant, usage of other peoples' spaces for a 'toilet'!!
supposedly in manhattan new york, one can get a ticket for being too loud!! BRAVO TO THEM!!
sonic pollution had me making a beeline for the bucolic!
those proponents of sonic pollution can suckle my flabby old ass!
sonic pollution can be addressed by the local environmental protective agents, this includes barking dogs!!
those proponents of sonic pollution can suckle my flabby old ass!
sonic pollution can be addressed by the local environmental protective agents, this includes barking dogs!!
sonic pollution by michael foolsley September 15, 2012
sucker trap
an artificial entity one becomes too friendly with, that can end up making a fool of one. examples would include drugs (especially cocaine!!) alcohol, sex, money, gambling
back in the 80s' cocaine was the new messiah!! -what a sucker trap!!
those 'praying' to alcohol are worth pitying, such a sucker trap!!
she "ground the poison" out of him, effectively making him her SLAVE! -a genuine a sucker trap!!
those 'praying' to alcohol are worth pitying, such a sucker trap!!
she "ground the poison" out of him, effectively making him her SLAVE! -a genuine a sucker trap!!
sucker trap by michael foolsley September 10, 2012
worker's rhythm
establishment of a working 'pace' at a job, usually performing boring repetitive tasks that can be done in ones' sleep!! one can simply 'tune out', while still perfectly performing the job. you show up a eight, go into your 'trance', look up; and the clock reads 4:30p!
a job with different tasks or more variety requires more concentration, i.e. 'work' or disruption of ones' mental 'rhythm'
this theory could be PART of a job granting one a PERIOD of repetition OR; the entire day of repetitive task/s.
this idea could be experienced in assembly line type jobs, or jobs which entail tasks that always remain pretty much the same.
a job with different tasks or more variety requires more concentration, i.e. 'work' or disruption of ones' mental 'rhythm'
this theory could be PART of a job granting one a PERIOD of repetition OR; the entire day of repetitive task/s.
this idea could be experienced in assembly line type jobs, or jobs which entail tasks that always remain pretty much the same.
got a new job! its' going to be a while before i 'learn the job' and get back my worker's rhythm!
mike foolsley dumped a whole pile of new orders on my desk, completely different then last week, disrupting my worker's rhythm!!
working this job is no problem! i've been doing it so long, i just go into a worker's rhythm TRANCE!
mike foolsley dumped a whole pile of new orders on my desk, completely different then last week, disrupting my worker's rhythm!!
working this job is no problem! i've been doing it so long, i just go into a worker's rhythm TRANCE!
worker's rhythm by michael foolsley September 8, 2012
i don't have the ovaries
like saying; i don't have the balls to (your choice!) for WOMEN! OR: i HAD/HAVE the ovaries to (do something)
(note: from a letter writer in the 'savage love' column!!)
(note: from a letter writer in the 'savage love' column!!)
at the pick up bar: go on over and talk to him!! (response:) i don't have the ovaries!
sarah didn't have the ovaries to tell her boss he/she was a piece of shit!
jane was feeling brave, had the ovaries to introduce herself; and ended up 'rocketing to the moon'!!
sarah didn't have the ovaries to tell her boss he/she was a piece of shit!
jane was feeling brave, had the ovaries to introduce herself; and ended up 'rocketing to the moon'!!
i don't have the ovaries by michael foolsley August 23, 2012
mmm, mmm, mmm!
phophetic words of observational wisdom from the genius responsible for writing the brilliant song of the streets, 'i'm a girl watcher'
what editor ANYWHERE would argue with the undeniable wisdom of: i'm a girl watcher, i'm a girl watcher, watchin' girls go by, my, my, my! -here comes one now!! mmm, mmm, mmm! -even a gay individual might be affected positively!
another of the song lines is: 'i wonder if you know that you're putting on a show!' -there is no argument for this observation!
of course, the above sentiment MAY make a case for 'slamming' me for being "politically incorrect"....-the song however, LIVES ON!!; speaking for itself!!
what editor ANYWHERE would argue with the undeniable wisdom of: i'm a girl watcher, i'm a girl watcher, watchin' girls go by, my, my, my! -here comes one now!! mmm, mmm, mmm! -even a gay individual might be affected positively!
another of the song lines is: 'i wonder if you know that you're putting on a show!' -there is no argument for this observation!
of course, the above sentiment MAY make a case for 'slamming' me for being "politically incorrect"....-the song however, LIVES ON!!; speaking for itself!!
watching the unbelievable sidewalk 'show', joe could only mutter, mmm, mmm, mmm!
at the gay bar, leo looked at what walked in the door, thinking; mmm, mmm, mmm!!
as his non-run of the mill cusine was served, he could only think, mmm, mmm, mmm!
at the gay bar, leo looked at what walked in the door, thinking; mmm, mmm, mmm!!
as his non-run of the mill cusine was served, he could only think, mmm, mmm, mmm!
mmm, mmm, mmm! by michael foolsley August 7, 2012