michael foolsley's definitions
sexual satisfaction and/or release
surveying the clients at the pick-up bar, jane thought to herself; bring on the healing!!
bring on the healing! stated one of 'the damned'
bring on the healing! stated one of 'the damned'
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
Get the the healingmug. just one moment, i need a bandaid, -i've just fucking sprung a leak!!
that sheet metal had a barb on it! -now i've sprung a leak!
after the fight with the quigg brothers, john had sprung a leak over his eye!
that sheet metal had a barb on it! -now i've sprung a leak!
after the fight with the quigg brothers, john had sprung a leak over his eye!
by michael foolsley December 13, 2010
Get the sprung a leakmug. self-infatuation mentally and/or physically
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
Get the pumped up chumpmug. i don't give a shit!; who cares!; -your story has become tiresome!! -a polite way to express fake interest!!
-and then we walked through the plaza de mcfoolsley, window shopping and jabbering... (response) -how nice for you!!
jeremy just graduated second grade, and kates' in a play!...(response) -how nice for you!!
i ordered a cup of yak sperm while she babbled on an on, at what was apparently the end, i stated; how nice for you!!
jeremy just graduated second grade, and kates' in a play!...(response) -how nice for you!!
i ordered a cup of yak sperm while she babbled on an on, at what was apparently the end, i stated; how nice for you!!
by michael foolsley December 18, 2009
Get the how nice for youmug. take muscle relaxants or other magic pharmaceuticals 'for your health', providing a rubbery feeling similar to being drunk, but with a bit more clarity.
fuck those beers lets' get rubbery!
she got rubbery on quaaludes, then stripped; and ground the poison out of him
she got rubbery on quaaludes, then stripped; and ground the poison out of him
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
Get the get rubberymug. NOT "fine linen", but a cloth destined for hardy cleaning! "snot rag", paper towel, dust cloth, etc. -during its' life span it may have at least one use!
i'm going to downgrade this snot rag into a slop mop, acknowledging its' lineage as a working rag.
wheres' my working rag? i've got slops to mop!!
wheres' my working rag? i've got slops to mop!!
by michael foolsley April 7, 2011
Get the working ragmug. speed of male ejaculate -race car drivers and fighter pilots come close. -only my working week-ends off move faster!!
john was all a-churn, but before he knew it; he was hitting cock one!!
jill was vigorously grinding john, but had little knowledge, he was approaching cock one!
jill was vigorously grinding john, but had little knowledge, he was approaching cock one!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
Get the cock onemug.