sic the dogs

call the police to apply extreme unction (legal and sometimes involving a 'cage') to a situation
i'm going to sic the dogs on that bastard with the loud muffler!

lets' sic the dogs on those teens 'socking it home' in the abandoned mcfoolsley property!!

lets' sic the dogs on those bastard 'pot' heads!!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
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oil of dung

the moisture in solid human 'waste' that gives it (poo) its' resistive, elastic powers. -that which impedes its turning to 'dust' and blowing away, like oklahoma in the 1930s -relative of grease, petrol
count on a 'grease release' to feature lots of oil of dung!

stepped on some dog flops and the oil of dung gave it great elasticity and removal resistance!
by michael foolsley March 02, 2010
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hyper-abstract

a concept the more simple-minded cannot wrap their arms around without lengthy explanation. a concept that is quite sound, but still is appearing to be "riding the rings of saturn"

a concept thought up by a twisted mind that isn't readily apparent...or by someone who has "blown their mind on LSD" (me) but had a fertile imagination to begin with!

like 'hyper-space' from the ancient video games!!
jake flipped me a statement that was so hyper-abstract, i hit him in the head with a ball-peen hammer!!

those 'in the know' at urban dictionary rejected my concept because it was hyper-abstract (or hyper-stupid!)
by michael foolsley October 23, 2010
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carbide lamp of life

cigarette -the all-important ever-present light/flame that helps them on their way!!
the carbide lamp of life would become tiresome, i'm sure!
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
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listen down

not pay any attention; ignore -reverse of LISTEN UP
when the D.I. began 'barking' he became incensed at those who chose to listen down

i chose to listen down when that fat ass began shouting orders

listen up! screamed the businessman, his people chose to listen down
by michael foolsley January 28, 2012
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no entertainment

scanning both "car dealer tv" ("broadcast") AND cable, only to find nothing but ho-hum listings...
damn! , NO entertainment ! , might as well go out for a run!

PBS NOW (post covid) specializes in NO entertainment !

499 channels and NOTHING is on ! yeah, those police shows leave me cold! NO entertainment ! (and i DON'T want to buy a goddamn NEW CAR !!) i have a nice, "skin pastry bag" to sell THEM !!
by michael foolsley July 25, 2022
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sandwich skate

the state where the 'guts' of a sandwich, (sub, hamburger, etc) INSIST on oozing out one side after or during the 'bite-down'; because of too much mayo, goo, etc...

an extra hand is need to 'arrest' the movement before the 'filling' flops on terra firma. (or your fucking LAP!!)

BIB wearing time!!
i was distracted by coo, before i noticed my sandwich skate!

not big on a gooey sandwich! all that 'goo' whistles for sandwich skate!!

my sub was doing the sandwich skate like a hockey player!
by michael foolsley January 18, 2011
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