Definitions by michael foolsley

blind contract 

marriage certificate -weaving the 'state'/church into the equation of two humans who would desire to be 'linked' for any period of time. -pledging to remain the same to the person, without regard to chronological erosion, hidden, unrealized, or subliminal desires.

he signed a blind contract, then went crazy

they signed a blind contract, then both got sloppy fat

after signing a blind contract, realized he was gay

blind contract by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

human chronological erosion

chronologically induced etching away of physical attributes, skills and mental capacities.

he once was a super-athlete, but now can't even lift the ball due to human chronological erosion

she once did twenty-five guys in one night, but now the fellows gag or are horrified, thanks to human chronological erosion!

human chronological erosion by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

choadochio 

lying about ones' penis size and enlargement of same for every lie told, until penis cannot be normally contained in pants, etc

jan: he was a real choadochio, he didn't have much more than a piggie's tail...

such a choadochio!, he aint'snt got shit!!

choadochio by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

always a screech, never a bash 

someone jamming on their brakes and being able to stop before colliding with another 'chariot'. -you get all psyched up for the 'bash' follow through, but it never comes around........

cars always run that light, but it usually ends up always a screech, never a bash!!

always a screech, never a bash by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

chariot

TRANSPORTATION! usually a car!!! (isn't it a box, drawn by 'horses'??)

lets' take my chariot! i just changed the oil

my chariot is big enough to 'crack someones' crotch' in!!

chariot by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

boss of the hot sauce 

a male -burdened with the damning responsibility of getting 'crap' out of his cock!

he had to cream a stream, he was the boss of the hot sauce

boss of the hot sauce by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

oral defecation 

sometimes i get confused (especially while drinking!!) and a turd comes out of my mouth instead of my buttle (butt hole)!!!

my mouth got confused with my buttle, (butt hole) i had an oral defecation

oral defecation by michael foolsley December 20, 2009