draun

Crazy; fucked up, out of this world. Born in the streets of philly.

this guy is draun.

They is draun, cuz

by Michael December 08, 2004

Poopdiculitus

The result of anal sex (giving, not receiving).

I have a severe case of poopdiculitus after having fucked James in the ass.

by Michael February 14, 2005

sleeve job

The act of sticking one's whole arm up a womens vagina

Man I just gave that bitch a sleeve job

by Michael March 08, 2003

Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams

Zelnar destroyer of dreams--the name of a penis currently residing in Arizona, and destroyer of most dreams.

No, I am sorry you may not look at Zelnar Destroyer of Dreams.

by Michael February 13, 2005

green apples squrits

very very bad shits.

I ate that old whip cream and it gave me the green apples.
I had the green apple squrits i didnt make it to the the rest room so i shit in the bed.

by michael October 27, 2003

spastic fingers

An awesome, tall, and handsome young man. Usually with spastic fingers, meaning that he pinches everyones cheeks

a boy with finges, spastic

by Michael March 19, 2005

plotz

burst, with surprise

When I heard that, I almost plotzed!

by Michael August 12, 2003