michael's definitions

toast

Toast is an acronym. It is meant to be applied to a morbidly obese woman. It stands for Tits On or Above STomach. Referring directly to woman who's breasts reach extends to their FUPA.

That Jenny Craig looking, T.O.A.S.T having woman betta step off.

by Michael December 31, 2003

I don't think you're fat

Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.

GF: I hate my body - do you think I'm fat?
BF: I don't think you're fat.

by Michael December 29, 2003

Grease Monkey

operator of mechanical equipment,usually on a construction site

Diesel powered cement mixer:
Small and large dumpers;
Various other equipment

by Michael December 15, 2003

down

The ultra soft, ultra warm, non flight feathers found in ducks, geese, and other fowl, used in pillows, comforters, jackets, and other items where warmth and lightness are important. Down is measured in fill power.

Mmm, that's a warm down comforter. I bet you could sleep naked with that!

by michael November 11, 2003

pathetisad

Combination of the two words 'pathetic' and 'sad'. Used to describe a situation that is so pathetic it's not even funny, it's just sad.

The fat kid who kept slipping and falling into the puddle was just pathetisad.

by Michael March 11, 2003

m.i.l.f

mother.id.like.to.fuck

his mom is a m.i.l.f

by michael October 7, 2003

brentchwood

Brentchwood, to become one with nature.

She walked through the forest, looking around her and breathing in the fresh forest air until a feeling of brentchwood fell upon her.

by Michael November 20, 2004