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Kylie

Kylie is an intelligent and independent young woman who strives to achieve the best in everything she does. However, Kylies are known to have a fiery temper and a furry kink. Although Kylies may have a questionable kink for furries and older men, she’s able to make everyone laugh and have a good time.

Person A: Did you see Kylie yesterday?
Person B: Yeah, the one with the crush on that hot teacher?

by meh names jeff March 25, 2022

Alex Jacob

Alex Jacob is a species of human with extreme intellect and 1000 IQ. Alex Jacob is big brain but still doesn't understand jokes. Alex Jacobs are extremely rare, 1/7,700,000,000.

Alex Jacob = big brain.

by meh names jeff November 10, 2019