megan's definitions

gatsby

N.
Shortening of the title of F. Scott Fitzgerald's classic novel, 'The Great Gatsby,' a book about the unattainable dream.

Adj.
Something awesome, cool, nifty.

1. Educated Reader: I really enjoyed 'The Great Gatsby' and its discussion of yearning.

2. This show is gatsby!

by Megan August 31, 2004

suck at life

A phrase to be yelled when a mistake is made -- be it big or small. Japanese in origin.

1. Cindy: I broke a nail!
Jane: You suck at life!

2. Jane: I hit an old man with my car as he was crossing the street!
Cindy: You suck at life!

by Megan September 4, 2004

hor

Literal spelling of hor. Normally use sarcastically online, rarely as a direct insult, unless you are a complete idiot and do not see what when you misspell as simple a word as whore you will be mocked endlessly by the elite grammar nazis of the 'net.

-My heade is pastede on, yay!
-That's my head, hor!

by Megan September 4, 2004

my hed is pastede on, yay!

A phrase used to refer to the internet trend of people cropping the head of one person, perhaps a celebrity, and putting on the body of someone else, such as a naked person, via an image-editing program like Photoshop or Paintshop Pro. Often very obvious and ridiculously stupid. Originated via fandom wank. Spelled in the manner of illiterate 13 year olds.

13 Year Old Boy: Look, J.Lo naked! With Britney Spears!
Picture: My hed is pastede on, yay!

by Megan September 4, 2004

Shwingable

Shwingable is a term used to describe something that is "cool," or "wicked," NOT anything like the term "Shwing."

Dude, Ricky's ride is so shwingable, I want one like it but blue. think of all the babes I could get with it!

by Megan September 10, 2004

turtles

travel in damn flocks not herds

Whoa, look! A flock of turtles!

by Megan September 11, 2004

Monopoly

69...need I say more?

Lets go into my room and we can play Monopoly!

by Megan September 11, 2004