megan's definitions

paris hilton

an awesome, rich, skinny, beautiful girl that everyone is jealous of or wants in their bed. or both.

omg, i wish i could live like paris hilton. and i wish she was in my bed.

by Megan February 21, 2005

aqua scum

Aqua Scums are non-religious friends that go to Youth Group to hit on the hot christain emo kids.

Aqua Scums are friends that bake cakes for a dead guy.

Aqua Scums are friends who won't sit around and listen to disco on vinyl.

Aqua Scums are friends who dance and sing at their tops of their lungs while listening to disco on vinyl.

Aqua Scums are friends who get carpel tunnel from playing too much flash flash revolution.

Aqua Scums are friends who stalk kids with fros.

Aqua Scums are friends who send fat kids candy.

Aqua Scums are friends that dress each other up in drag, Tim Curry style.

Aqua Scums are friends that openly discuss boy sex very loudly in the halls at school.

Aqua Scums are friends that don't beleive in names, only nicknames.

Aqua Scums are friends that are so perverted they gross out their guy friends....but its just so funny

Aqua Scums are friends that can spend hours shopping in thrift shops for neon coloured plaid pants, stripped wool sweaters (the itchier the better) and old man jackets.

Aqua Scums are friends who actually wear the neon pants, stripped wool sweaters and old man jackets to school.....all at the same time.

Aqua Scums are friends that listen to ridiculously emo songs and then tottaly make fun of it.

Aqua Scums are friends who aren't afraid to admit they have an undying passion for musicians like Soul Decision or....Prince.

Bob: "Yar, Jim! i heard that gay pirates get more booty."

Jim: "Yo! fo sheez! were did ya hear that homie B?"

Bob: "those Aqua Scum girls. After they defeated the gay frenchman Pierre and his army of killer croissants with their rainbow disco laser beams of doooom, they asked me to bend over and let pierre plunder my booty ninja style!"

Jim: "YAR BOB! that's sick!"

Bob: "i know, but aren't they super rad?"

by megan March 28, 2005

the rasmus

Amazing band from Finalnd, made up of:
Lauri (Johannes) Ylönen- Vocals
Eero Heinonen- Bass guitar
Pauli (Esko) Rantasalmi- Guitar
Aki (Markus) Hakala- Drummer

They have released 6 albums-
Peep
Playboys
Hell of a Tester
Hell of a Collection
Into
Dead Letters

They've been around for 10 years, Pauli and Lauri have co-produced other records and Lauri has joined Ville Valo (H.I.M vocalist) and Apocolyptica (Finnish band) in a song called "Bittersweet". Aswel as Lauri singing in "life Burns".

This band are amazing live and definitely worth seeing- buy Dead Letters!!!You won't regret it, It's alreayd sold millions....!

"the Rasmus- that band fucking rock!"- a girl coming out of a concert!!

by Megan April 14, 2005

keek

a slang term for "cool" or "awesome". used by people who want to seem younger

35 year old man #1: I scored with my 12 year old girlfriend.

35 year old man #2: really? thats so damn keek!

by megan March 3, 2004

B2K

THE HOTTEST AFrican american group thats now breakin up cuz of OMARION the ugly one
Jboog is fine

B2k is so hot

by megan January 13, 2004

doo wop

To skip happily from one location to another.

Courtney was doo-wooping her happy ass to class.

by Megan October 24, 2004

press the flesh

what politicians do in order to garner support for themselves from the common people; going out into the public to meet and greet; similar to baby kissing.

that skeezy politician was out pressing the flesh to try and save his sputtering campaign.

by megan August 12, 2004