meg's definitions

windows

A piece of glass you can open when it gets too hot outside. Come on people

Open the window, it's hot as hell in here

by meg February 15, 2004

widget

A small purple alien shapeshifter from the early 1990's tv show, "Widget the Wolrd Watcher"

Widget comes on too f'ing early in the morning!!

by Meg May 6, 2004

neil diamond

a man who has taken away womens breaths for years and years. he also happens to be a singer and songwriter.

he tends to sing R's.. tho and you shouldnt do that.

Oh mom, are you playing Neil Diamond again!

by meg April 15, 2005

spalf

'flaps' spelt backwards. It's usually used in conjunction with tnuc or Tnuc, ie someone is a 'spalf tnuc'. It's just like calling someone an idiot, i guess. No specific meaning, it's just when you want to confuse someone around you, or insult someone in front of others without them knowing.

Sam and me made this up in our economics class, after discussing 'sinep', then 'tnuc', and then 'spalf'.

Oh geez sam you're a spalf, aren't you?

by Meg May 5, 2004

Weird Beard

That's really, really weird! I don't think that's ever happened as weirdly before!

You're such a weird beard, Alexis for picking your nose and then telling me about it!

by Meg September 12, 2003

dagnamet

Light-heart expletive used on those occasions when you feel you should be troubled, but sadly, don't actually give a fuck.

"My poor fat ugly sister can't make it down for Cristmas this year, dagnamet!"

by Meg September 23, 2003

My Salsa

A spicy, Mexican dip. This expression came from D12's "My Band" and is supposedly their next song.

"My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa"

by Meg April 15, 2004