meg's definitions

neil diamond

a man who has taken away womens breaths for years and years. he also happens to be a singer and songwriter.

he tends to sing R's.. tho and you shouldnt do that.

Oh mom, are you playing Neil Diamond again!

by meg April 15, 2005

Monty Python

A TV Show of actors who do the most random things on the shows. Also made 3 movies: "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", "Life of Brian", and "The Meaning of Life". Very good stress booster.

You silly kinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnights!

by Meg August 27, 2003

shaggy 2 dope

1/2 of the rap duo Insane Clown Posse. as of 2003, he has red and brown dreadlocks and had exactly 14 tattoos. he also has 3 children, (2 of his kids' names are tattooed on his stomach)

did i mention he was HOT?!

shaggy 2 dope is dope, yo!

by meg August 13, 2003

spalf

'flaps' spelt backwards. It's usually used in conjunction with tnuc or Tnuc, ie someone is a 'spalf tnuc'. It's just like calling someone an idiot, i guess. No specific meaning, it's just when you want to confuse someone around you, or insult someone in front of others without them knowing.

Sam and me made this up in our economics class, after discussing 'sinep', then 'tnuc', and then 'spalf'.

Oh geez sam you're a spalf, aren't you?

by Meg May 5, 2004

silver shorting

An action that someone think is extremely cool, when it is in fact the opposite.

Guy 1: Dude, look at this new hawaiian shirt I got...baller huh?
Guy 2: Ugh, stop silver shorting.

by Meg October 25, 2011

My Salsa

A spicy, Mexican dip. This expression came from D12's "My Band" and is supposedly their next song.

"My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa"

by Meg April 15, 2004

Weird Beard

That's really, really weird! I don't think that's ever happened as weirdly before!

You're such a weird beard, Alexis for picking your nose and then telling me about it!

by Meg September 12, 2003