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Chiglegs 

chicken strips that are made of the unhatched chick in the egg

'I really fancy some chiglegs,' said Craig
''But you had cowboobs yesterday!' Exclaimed Margaret

Chiglegs by me is typing July 27, 2018

Cowboobs 

lightly cooked chopped up cow udder served in its childrens' blood

'Oh i do fancy some cowboobs right about now.' Sighed Margaret.
'But i really would like some Chiglegs!' huffed Craig.

Cowboobs by me is typing July 27, 2018

splat

the word splat is the past tense of split.

"no, it's your turn to split, I splat last time!" ( this was actually said ).

splat by me is typing March 5, 2018

nerm 

doing a nerm is flaring one's nostrils repeatedly whilst doing a cringey smile

and with that, he did a nerm, and walked out.

nerm by me is typing October 14, 2017