me's definitions

San Jose

my home town oh yes!! san jose and/or the bay area is one of the top concert going places in America.

ME-dude, lets go to a Kiss concert
Emily- No! lets go to Van Halen
Me- lets go to both!
Emily- where's my bong?

by ME June 18, 2004

crotch stretch

1.a stretch of the crotch/groin area done by pulling one's bent leg up behind one's head in a sort of turned out scorpion
2.an evil, perverted, ploy by a certain ballet teacher to have a chance to stare at a dancer's crotch area

1."Dancers don't look in the mirror it's a crotch stretch."

by me April 13, 2003

Commando

the best arnold movie

let off some steam, bennet

by me May 20, 2004

Homophobic

The state of being in denial about one's homosexuality.

"Look at that fag over there."
"Shutup you fucking homophobe. Youre probably gay yourself."

by me January 27, 2005

nez perce

a native american tribe in idaho

the nez perce tribe is awesome

by me February 16, 2005

Anarchism

Perfect state of humanity where if you want something, take it; Every man for himself, no taxes, nobody tells you what to do; Iraq

mob rule

by me April 18, 2003

Shallow

What ugly people call good looking people just because they got turned down. Sorry I just can't see myself kissing some ugly chick.

"Will you go out with me?"
"No"
"Why not."
"You're ugly."
"You're shallow!"
"Ha ha"

by Me May 13, 2005