A form of fishing in which a crazy person runs into a lake and searches for holes on the bottom with his foot. Then he inserts his finger into the hole and lets something bite it. Hopefully, it's a catfish. If so, he wrestles the catfish to the surface and drags it to shore. If its not a catfish, he may lose his finger to a snapping turtle or his life to a water moccasin.
Believe it or not, noodling is illegal in many states.
Believe it or not, noodling is illegal in many states.
Never noodle for catfish with your dong or you will receive the most painful injury ever to spring from noodling.
by MazurkaMatt June 01, 2006
According to right-wing political commentator Bill O'Reilly, "falafel" is a synonym for loofah, especially when used to describe scrubbing a woman down with loofah in a sexual manner.
Bill O'Reilly went to Bed, Bath, & Beyond to buy a falafel. Then he went to a Greek restuarant and ordered a loofah.
by MazurkaMatt May 27, 2006