Definitions by mayhem consultant

witppote 

Abbreviation for "What Is The Pants Policy Of This Event?". Used in online invitations, facebook event pages, etc, when the poster wants to know if they have to, or are expected to, wear pants.

Since the creators of the pub crawl didn't specify on the e-vite, Zach had to ask witppote

witppote by mayhem consultant July 8, 2014

portland fit 

When someone is mostly in good shape but has a pot belly. Named for the tendency of residents of Portland, OR to have lifestyles including both physical activity and epicureanism.

Every day Bill rides 30 miles on his bike, does 100 pushups, and then puts back 3 microbrews with dinner, he's pretty Portland Fit.

"No honey, you're not fat, you're Portland Fit"

portland fit by mayhem consultant December 10, 2013