Definitions by mayhem

Electricity 

my life.

Electricity. The most amazing thing someone can create. And my life.

Electricity by Mayhem January 9, 2015

HOI 

Used as an expression of indignant rage.

Person 1: Have you soiled your pants in anger?
Person 2: HOI!

HOI by MayheM November 25, 2004

alizee 

Absolute perfection personified. Incomparable talent, grace, beauty and charm.
So wonderful that these very words are disgraceful, as mere words can never come close to doing her justice.

Alizée would have stolen my heart, had I not given it willingly.

alizee by Mayhem November 20, 2003

s00t 

see w00t

s00t, my rents just bought me a new mustang!!

s00t by mayhem June 7, 2003

cum bomb

I shot of semen, usually ejected in a humorous manner.

Jon fired a cum bomb with tremendous force, putting Jessica's eye out.

cum bomb by Mayhem May 31, 2003