mayfieldenator's definitions

temporary insect insanity

The act of suddenly waving one's arms around to shoo away an insect, or removing a spider web, that nobody else can see.

Janet's blind date quickly left after she had a temporary insect insanity episode right as they were about to meet for the first time.

by mayfieldenator October 3, 2019

megabips

Mbps, megabytes per second is pronounced "Megabips".

They said I would get 500 megabips but my computer says it is only 150. What a rip off.

by mayfieldenator October 3, 2019

benghazied

(verb) To repeat a half truth, or full lie, so repeatedly until it is accepted as truth.

1. Karen's friends were so thoroughly benghazied by Bob's stories of his sexual exploits with her, which never happened, that she finally just accepted that he must be a forgettable ex-boyfriend.

2. "It never happened, and I didn't do it, and It's not even illegal. The media benghazied me!"
3. Their viewers are so benghazied after being told that political opinion entertainment shows, with celebrity journalists instead of reporters, are "News" that they have forgotten that news has weather, traffic, local events and crime reports, and actual reporters instead of journalist celebrities.

by mayfieldenator October 3, 2019