Tweetiot

Tweetiot: (Twitter idiot) Someone who tweets idiotic nonsense while thinking themselves to be a genius.
"Did you see what the Tweetiot in Chief just posted on Twitter?"
"Ever since Don discovered Twitter he's become a real tweetiot".
Wise old saying; "Why not try looking like a stable genius by keeping mouth shut? Instead of tweeting mindless garbage like a Tweetiot!"
by mayfieldenator November 21, 2019
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Rascal's Wager

Why not disbelieve. Just in case an all-knowing, all-seeing God sees you for being a hypocrite who only pretends to believe "just in case"?
He chose Rascal's Wager instead of Pascal's Wager because he didn't want to anger any gods by pretending to believe in them since, if they existed, they would know he was pretending.
by mayfieldenator April 23, 2020
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temporary insect insanity

The act of suddenly waving one's arms around to shoo away an insect, or removing a spider web, that nobody else can see.
Janet's blind date quickly left after she had a temporary insect insanity episode right as they were about to meet for the first time.
by mayfieldenator October 03, 2019
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