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The large hidden belly or second stomach that is found protruding from a shrew's pants just below the belt. This expansive secondary belly is usually quite large and dough-like and when seated it looks like a large balloon is being kept in their pants. Commonly referred to as a "bunt" or a "fupa", the difference is that "Shrew's Gold" refers to the likeness however it belongs to a hideous witchlike female, also known as a shrew.
When Mrs. B was tightening her belt, Arthur told her to cinch it between her belly and her shrew's gold.
When Matilda began overeating, she stated that once her stomach became too large, the extra pounds started to form in her second belly which she referred to as her shrew's gold.
When Matilda began overeating, she stated that once her stomach became too large, the extra pounds started to form in her second belly which she referred to as her shrew's gold.
by max nova December 11, 2012
Get the Shrew's Gold mug.An acronym for Athletic Man of Girth! A hefty individual whom others would be surprised by their agility, nimbleness and athletic ability. An overweight man who despite looking like a couch potato, is more than willing to participate in sports despite others doubting he will try, let alone succeed!
1- I wanted to play catch but only my father was home. I figured he’d never leave the recliner until he gladly accepted and told me he was an AMOG and loved to play ball.
2- A group of AMOGs gathered to play softball and always ended up at the bar to drink for hours after the game.
2- A group of AMOGs gathered to play softball and always ended up at the bar to drink for hours after the game.
by max nova April 24, 2022
Get the AMOG mug.When you feel as if you are about to break wind and just as you begin to attempt to pass it, you feel a sudden moist feeling on the edge of your butt cheeks. At this point you come to realize this may not be what you first thought it was and not wanting to turn the back of your legs into a chocolate waterfall, You snap at attention. Immediately clenching your buttcheeks tightly together to avoid any spillage and keeping a firm rigid stance, like a Buckingham Guard. With a cold sweat beginning to form and the feeling of a sharp stabbing sensation in your lower abdomen, you must continue to stay in this position until the pain subsides and you can get to a toilet.
1. As I started to pass gas, I felt a moist sensation and immediately snapped into a Buckingham Clench.
2. As I snapped into a Buckingham Clench, it was quite obvious that this was no laughing matter and despite onlookers gawking and poking and prodding at me, I knew I could not unclench or I would soil myself.
3. Not wanting to crap my pants, I immediately bore the Buckingham Clench in an attempt to hold it all in.
2. As I snapped into a Buckingham Clench, it was quite obvious that this was no laughing matter and despite onlookers gawking and poking and prodding at me, I knew I could not unclench or I would soil myself.
3. Not wanting to crap my pants, I immediately bore the Buckingham Clench in an attempt to hold it all in.
by max nova July 3, 2009
Get the Buckingham Clench mug.Some rumbling and stomach pain leads to extremely explosive diarrhea that burns as it exits the rectum and comes out so forcefully that it splashes off the toilet water and back onto your ass.
Man, I shouldn't have had those 9-1-1 hot wings. I barely made it home before I expelled some potent hot lava.
by max nova July 3, 2009
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