matthew pryce's definitions

chanch

Nasty twat

What a rank chanch that broad's got.

by Matthew Pryce January 25, 2004

pisstop

A unique way to refer to the glans of the penis. Also, a classic insult!

Hey pisstop! Taste my spunk!

by Matthew Pryce August 13, 2006

pisshouse

When one feels the urge to relieve their stretched bladders, but doesn't want to refer to the bathroom in such a reverant method, use pisshouse. It is uncouth.

Man, I gotta tinkle---where's the pisshouse?

by Matthew Pryce May 22, 2006

platinum sombrero

Striking out five times in one baseball game.

Arod might be taking a platinum sombrero tonight, he's got four Ks and it's only the seventh inning.

by Matthew Pryce July 22, 2006

Galloper

Derived from the film 'Ong Bok' - A galloper is one who behaves in a certain unbridled manner in respect to any situation. It's obviously a reference to the stiff gait of a wild stallion clopping across the land. One who is acting outside of the realm of proper demeanor is a galloper.

Did you see what that galloper Jermaine did last night?

by Matthew Pryce July 3, 2006

mack move

Techniques used to woo a lady into the sack.

Glen fucks so many bitches, he must have the best mack move ever.

by Matthew Pryce January 25, 2004

rock & roll ache

A ripping hang over

T McP drank so much whiskey, the next day he woke up with a gnarly rock & roll ache.

by Matthew Pryce January 20, 2004