Alternative to being misdirected, or sent on a long worthless pathway with little or no reward at the end.
"I became a born-again and was a tattooed Christian for 20 years before I realized I was falsepathed. Now I'm on a truepath, I think."
"A huge number of people in History were falsepathed by their elders, parents and conquerors."
"A huge number of people in History were falsepathed by their elders, parents and conquerors."
by mattanaw July 22, 2021
Get the Falsepathmug. Also Snafüd.
Etymology: from Snafu, meaning a blunder. Food blunders are snafus relating to food. Combined we have Snafüd, or Snafood.
Etymology: from Snafu, meaning a blunder. Food blunders are snafus relating to food. Combined we have Snafüd, or Snafood.
“You were Snafüd when at 2:00 am you had those extra 3000 calories.”
“Bro, why you gotta put meat in that vegan persons dish. You totally Snafood them.”
“This is a Snafüd that’s worth it. Next time I’ll change.”
“Bro, why you gotta put meat in that vegan persons dish. You totally Snafood them.”
“This is a Snafüd that’s worth it. Next time I’ll change.”
by mattanaw October 27, 2021
Get the Snafoodmug. To become aware of and self-affirm belongingness in the full diversity and expression of sexual orientations, genders, sexual/gender identities, and related variants--particularly those pertaining to the evolution and growth of the LGBTQ movement (LGBTQIA+...), going further into the miscellaneous everyoneness.
"The movement includes everyone now. I've been miscellaneoused!"
"I don't even know just miscellaneoused OK?"
"I don't even know just miscellaneoused OK?"
by mattanaw July 22, 2021
Get the Miscellaneousedmug. Verb: (Alternatively signonym).
When you're just learning new languages to say you're a 6 languager, but all your speed-learning is of synonyms.
Noun:
When in China learn Sinonyms so you can say the same things again over there.
Sino: (For Chinese, and for "Sign", as in Chinese Signs).
When you're just learning new languages to say you're a 6 languager, but all your speed-learning is of synonyms.
Noun:
When in China learn Sinonyms so you can say the same things again over there.
Sino: (For Chinese, and for "Sign", as in Chinese Signs).
Verb: "You just Sinonymed yourself on interregional baby talk"
Why don't you just Chinese yourself some Sinonyms.
Why don't you just Chinese yourself some Sinonyms.
by mattanaw July 11, 2022
Get the Sinonymmug. When you were bored and found a solution, and it was not all that fun, and you did it temporarily, or indefinitely.
"Your life is boredsolved, admit it."
“To boredsolve or not to boredsolve, that is the question.”
“You don’t like televised sports THAT much. It’s just boredsolved, admit it”
“To boredsolve or not to boredsolve, that is the question.”
“You don’t like televised sports THAT much. It’s just boredsolved, admit it”
by mattanaw October 27, 2021
Get the Boredsolvemug. Older people who control conversations thinking they “know it all” without having any authority or justification like mansplainers.
“I had some rando granny agesplaining today I should find Christ.”
“That asshole agesplained to me for 20 minutes straight”
“Agesplain from afar, near deather!”
“That asshole agesplained to me for 20 minutes straight”
“Agesplain from afar, near deather!”
by mattanaw July 20, 2021
Get the AGESPLAINmug. Creating a relationship or taking possession of another person with “fuck ownership”, “fuck owning”.
*pronounced: “Phone”, “Phoned”
“At first the were just hanging out now it’s fowned”
“He was FOWNed into marriage.”
“We have to recognize that people aren’t really bonded quite as often as they’re fowned. End fowning!”
“At first the were just hanging out now it’s fowned”
“He was FOWNed into marriage.”
“We have to recognize that people aren’t really bonded quite as often as they’re fowned. End fowning!”
by mattanaw July 20, 2021
Get the FOWNmug.