matt miller's definitions

Wolloberry

A special berry only found in Willoughby,Ohio used for cream cheese at Bruegers Bagels.

I'd like a bagel with a side of Wolloberry

by Matt Miller January 14, 2004

Gaydom

Completely stupid or gay. Pertaining to a group or a collective gayness.

You've been kicked out of Walmart by the entire management staff for playing football in the aisles... thats just gaydom.

by Matt Miller December 5, 2003

Sacfish

A disease infested sperm. To imply one is small, useless and repulsive.

Some idiot at school decides to make jokes about your mom. You get tired of his senseless rambling and proceed to suggest that he is a Sacfish. "Yer a sacfish..."

by Matt Miller December 5, 2003

Bevelution

To believe in the scientific theory of "evolution" in contrast to Christianity (which holds the real truths to back itself up)of which "evolution" has no evidence except for bones scattered over a 100 mile radius and a ton of missing links.
(Evolution is FALSE)

Bevelution is only followed by complete idiots who don't know how to think for themselves.

by Matt Miller January 14, 2004

Furcadia

A relatively popular MMORPG, where you play as a furre, or cross between a certain animal and human. Such slang as 'twink' (unfair roleplay) and 'yiff' (sexual roleplay) are used. Instead of gaining experience and stats, you roleplay, meaning you create a character and make them interact with other characters. There are several guilds, or medieval-esque organizations, to join and RP. You can attack other people's guilds, ally with them, etc. Very fun.

My character fought some twink the other day named Karo HellShade. Ugh.

by Matt Miller May 31, 2004

seraphim

Plural for seraph, the highest rank of the angel hiearchy. It is commonly mistranslated as the singular form of the word. The seraphim are the 'burning ones,' and sing day and night praises to God before God's throne. They have six wings and supposedly move too quickly for mortals to see.

That painting is of the seraphim before God.

by Matt Miller January 31, 2005

Eddy Kunas

Otherwise known as the KING OF MENTOR Eddy is a 20 yr. old PLAYER/PIMP who has brought home some of the most exotic and sexy girls ever known in Mentor,Ohio and probably has taken all there virginity not to mention is thee ultimate brother that anybody could ever have.

Eddy Kunas slangs with girls.

by Matt Miller January 14, 2004