matt huff's definitions

Bonervation

the motivation you get to do something you otherwise would not do without a boner

Bro1: dude you don't go for jogs

Bro2: well the 2 girls running side by side gave me the bonervation to get some sexercise

by Matt Huff September 8, 2016

wreastle

–verb
1. to wrestle a weasel.

–noun

2. an act of or a bout at wrestling a weasel (wreastling)

Steve Irwin: "Crikey, gee whiz, that's a fast animal.. Let's see if we can wreastle it to the ground and aid her unfortunate wounds so she can go back to tending the young ones."

by Matt Huff August 27, 2009

Abortion Tolerant

A better term for pro-choice if you aren't necessarily for abortions but also not against it.

I don't like abortions but I'm not against them entirely, I guess you could say I'm Abortion Tolerant

by Matt Huff August 29, 2009

incestors

Ancestors who are incest.

When someone's bloodline is all incest and relatives only reproduce with other relatives they may be refered to as incestors.

Queen Victoria is not very fond of her incestors or her son and daughter's incestry

by Matt Huff October 27, 2009

gaytality

fatality caused by something gay.

1.)
guy: I almost died laughing at how queer the teachers shirt was today, and it looked like he was wearing lipstick, who could possibly take him seriously when he gets mad at the class?

girl: -dies of laughter- gaytality

2.)
guy: i shouldn't have slept with ronald mcdonald i think he gave me aids -falls over and dies- gaytality

3.)
scorpion of mortal kombat: GET OVER HERE!!!!

-dick extends spearing opponent in ass-

GAYTALITY

by Matt Huff May 5, 2010

Hash Cab

Similar to the game show 'Cash Cab' but in Hash Cab the contestants are all required to get extremely baked before answering the trivia questions.

The winner of the game gets weed or hash as a prize instead of money.

This especially works best after hotboxing.

Joe: "hey if you want we can all head back to my crib for some grub, maybe we'll play some Hash Cab along the way."

Jill: "ohhhh fuck yes, i'm definately high enough for your bullshit trivia Joe"

by Matt Huff August 26, 2009

underbreastimate

to underestimate the size and/or weight of ones breasts.

be careful not to underbreastimate a women's tits; they are known to suffocate small animals and children!

by Matt Huff October 6, 2011