matt's definitions

nice catch no-catch

What you say to someone after they have fucked up, as in catching a ball.

*throws something, it hits you in the head*
"Nice catch, no-catch!"

by matt November 5, 2004

one n ten

A type of girl who you wouldn't want to hook up with. A Dirty whore. A Prostitute.

Dude, Don't do it. That girl is a One N Ten. You'll get one thing you want, And ten things you don't.

by Matt March 31, 2005

bbiaw

Be Back In AWhile

When bbiab ( Be Back in a bit means leaving for 2 - 5 Minutes ) Doesn't fit.
bbiaw means you will be gone for at least 6 - 10 minutes top.
The reason you would use this is because you have to: use the restroom; Answer the door or phone and would not be able to return in a short time.

Chat room and IM (Instant Messenger)usage

Person1:hey did you hear about that thing?
Person2:bbiaw Restroom
Person1:buzz me when your back.
buzz: To either use YM's Buzz button to get other persons attention or type a letter and press return for same effect.

by Matt December 30, 2004

slushbox

Slang term for a vehicle equipped with an automatic transmission.

Did you see that ricer Civic with the slushbox? He was letting off the gas every time it shifted to make it look like he was driving a stick.

by Matt January 18, 2004

pemp

A pemp is a another slang word for 'pimp' but in a more leet language.

"Wow look at that pemp, I bet his names Gbos <3<3<3"

by Matt July 23, 2004

mechaphiliac

Someone who derives pleasure from sexual acts with mechanical objects. Such as robots and VHS players.

It looks like Matt gave this VHS player a mexican avalanche. What a mechaphiliac!

by Matt July 7, 2003

monter

Means Monster, but Sparks can't spell for shit

"lockness monter from"

by Matt April 3, 2005