matt's definitions

Sneaky White Legalese

Advanced diction utilized by white persons when engaged in a business transaction with minorities so as to gain a material advantage in the deal or transaction.

"In the event of a breach of contract dispute, both parties agree that Arbitration meetings will be held in Simi Valley!

Translation of said Sneaky White Legalese: We found the Rodney King Police Officers innocent of criminal charges, how confident do you minorities feel about winning this contract dispute?

by Matt September 25, 2007

wicked deuce

The act of taking a shit. Deuce = 2. Having to take a number 2.

I had to leave class early so that I could run home and take a wicked deuce.

by Matt August 26, 2003

Lilac

A very beautiful flower, and coincidentaly the favorite flower to the most beautiful women in the world.

Jamie loves lilacs. They smell almost as good as she does

by Matt August 29, 2004

Flibbity Flobbity Flu

A new way ffor people to say in the hizzy fo shizzy.

I'm flibbity flobbity flu.

by MATT October 28, 2003

penis shit licker

Licker of shit coming from penis

you penis shit licker

by matt January 23, 2004

bumlove

A casual word that represents the act of anal penetration or similar activities involving homosexual love making. Usually it is not used as a serious insult, but rather for a joke. This word is occasionally used with a hint of sarcasm.

*Tez listening to his iPod*
Nick: "Hey, lemme listen to that a sec?"
Tez: "Only if you gimme some bumlove ;)"
Nick: "You bet."

by Matt April 21, 2005

cars that bounce

Used by hip-hop artists as a trademark. A sign of coolness.

"i can get you anything you want. Gold chains, supermodels, cars that bounce..."

by matt October 20, 2003