g4

A television network that has no soul. Enjoyed acquiring techtv and destroying it in less then a year, g4 is just another exaple of the continuing trend of the dumbing down of america. They fail to realize that, in fact, their target demographics (males 12-34) think the channel is utterly pathetic.

g4 has lower ratings than the tv guide channel and the golf network. G4 will soon be out of business.

by matt March 23, 2005

urban dictionary user

Someone who posts definitions on this site. There are two types of UD Users that I've noticed:
1) The user who tries very hard to post an unbiased opinion and not to take sides.
2) The user who is a complete and total douche and only posts insulting, vulgar, and downright rude definitions. These are also the users who flame like there's no tomorrow, band together to try to remove definitions that they don't agree with, and tend to have small dicks. In short, the users that are ruining this site.

Of the two users, the latter are the reason I resort to wikipedia more than here.

by Matt July 17, 2005

Mason Roe

Noun - Flaccid Mowhawk that when let loose, looks like the traditional 30's uptight haircut.

That guy with the mullet is standing next to the guy with the mason roe. What an ugly pair.

by Matt January 04, 2005

balltang

What a man must grow in order to get some puntang

tucker needs to grow some madd balltang to get some putang

by Matt February 06, 2005

bolo

military slang - a screw-up. Can also be used as a verb for the act of screwing up.

Who's the bolo who needs to retest? He bolo'ed his rifle qualification.

by Matt September 18, 2003

beaver bash

The act of having 2 strippers at a bachelor party straddle the grooms head and bash there beavers into his ears. The other party attendees drop $1 bills into the bash area and the strippers bash harder and harder. The grand finale is the anus bash, which ends the beaver bash.

This is not enjoyable for the bashy, but fun for the $1 bill droppers as they get to see beaver slammed violently against the grooms ears!

At C's bachelor pary C and R got beaver bashed. M and P watched in amazement and added the term "Beaver Bash" into there vocabulary.

by Matt July 22, 2005

smenis

A below average penis, or small penis

When he pulled down his boxers it was obvious he had a smenis.

by Matt March 10, 2004