matt's definitions

jitter

A "jitter" is a slang term usually used in reference to a skater or a person that wears baggy clothes, hoodies and listens to mostly rock music (including punk rock).

"You'll probably find some jitters at the skatepark."
"Who's listening to jitter music?"

by Matt April 21, 2005

Rump-thumper

An idiotic person, often a homosexual.

Valentine is such a rump-thumper!

by Matt October 27, 2003

tahitian

adj. of the highest quality; great, awesome, or super sweet.

Damn, that shit was tahitian.

by matt March 16, 2004

Right Angle

When u throw ur legs up back away from you. In a fashion so that it looks like a 90 degree right angle.

Joe "right angled" up to class.

by Matt November 23, 2004

illinoising

1. (A.) The quality of being both annoying and originating from or residing in the state of Illinois at the same time.

2. (A.) The quality of being annoying while being physically located in the state of Illinois.

3. (V.) The act of simultaneously being annoying and originating from or residing in the state of Illinois.

4. (V.) The act of simultaneously being annoying and being physically located in the state of Illinois.

I met my cousin in Chicago last weekend for lunch, and, man, was she Illinoising me! She wouldn't stop talking!

by Matt January 14, 2005

Skinderella

A young lady who has risen from abject poverty and/or obscurity to become a famed porn star.

Jane took her lengendary blowjobs all the way from 7-11 carpark to the big screen to become the industry's greatest Skinderella.

by Matt January 1, 2005

Downer

A word often used to describe someone suffering from the dessiese "down syndrome"/ People often use this word to describe other when they perform stupid acts, or make fools of themselves

"check out this guy, he is a bit of a downer"
"dam that rahoul kid is a downer"

by matt April 9, 2005