Groundhoggin It

Groundhoggin It: when one has to take a shit and it is trying to sneak out and you force it back up there and it does the same thing again and again until you eventually let nature take its course in the bathroom.

Dad i have to take a dump. Groundhog it son

by Matt May 26, 2004

klopatchistan

The Democratic, Communist, Republican Dictatorship of Klopatchistan, a small country in the middle east major exports include escape kits, terroist training, vodka, and DIY volcanos. population 12 but looking for new members at klopatchistan.org.uk

"klopatchistan is the greatest country in the world"

by matt April 03, 2005

Jiblets/Gibs

Originated by Baller Ben and Jibmasta Masta Eric at a certain Minnesotan high school that has hella lotta hoochies
is a diss or just word like yo ginie
u kno shit like that.

hey u little giblet go to hell i hate u

man my woman been giving me lottsa jib love aka crabs in the puss

by matt December 03, 2004

Washing the Sidewalk

The act of unloading on the sidewalk for amusement and watching others slip and fall in your skeet.

I thought I'd wash the sidewalk for this old bitch walking down the street.

by Matt February 06, 2005

tart

A overtly homosexual individual who's actions/demeanor are so flaming that TART is among the first four letter words to spring to mind. Plural form is tarts.

-"What the fuck, look at those two guys make out!"
-"My god, what fucking tarts."

by Matt March 06, 2003

booyah

An exclaimation meaning something very good has just happened or is about to happen. Made popular by a Crash Bandicoot ad.

"You and me. Booyah, grandma. Booyah!

by matt February 02, 2004

shinji ikari

The whiny pussy with no backbone that is responsible for the fate of the world in the anime series Neon genesis Evangelion. He pilots Unit 1, Berserker.

Dammit Shinji, just pilot the damn Eva!

by Matt August 22, 2003