matt's definitions

shitwich

1. an idiotic person. 2. As the name implies, a sandwich made of SHIT.

Ryan is such a shitwich.

by Matt October 27, 2003

blinkage

how much a person blinks. High blinkage- blinks a lot. Low blinkage- blinks very little.

Nic, a freak, had no blinkage.

by Matt July 5, 2003

gwen stefani

See Yoko Ono and replace "The Beatles" with "Bush."

Gavin Rosdale is whipped for Gwen, not that I can blame him....

by Matt January 26, 2005

core

master of all counter-stike ownage and all.

core aka musser vs SK core wins 12 - 0

pwnd

by matt March 7, 2003

baston

Word that New Englanders cant pronounce the word is BOSTON but those freaking idiots cant speak proper english this shit is funny cuz they are dumbasses

Go Baston Redsax

Im a complete idiot cuz im from Baston

The Baston Red Sox suck ass compared to the Yankees

by Matt October 13, 2004

plympton

A suburb of Plymouth Devon UK. Home of Black Friday. Where all the posh people with money in Plymouth live.

I live in Plympton. I have to get the bus to go out in union street

by Matt October 20, 2004

spawling

The flaring of the buttocks.

Jewel's wide spawling emitted a fart that tainted the air of the room.

by Matt September 6, 2003