Definitions by mathilda underfoot
Facefook
Have you been on UrbanDictionary since the dam' Social Networkers started a fad for inventing a "definition" of your own/your "special" friend's/your ex's name?
It's been completely Facefooked! It's like UD was porked in the eyesocket by a wildebeeste. With AIDS.
It's been completely Facefooked! It's like UD was porked in the eyesocket by a wildebeeste. With AIDS.
Facefook by Mathilda Underfoot February 5, 2010
Dave
Verb. To pointlessly repeat something over and over and over and over and over and over.
A reference to the TV channel Dave, which endlessly recycles BBC panel games. Not to be confused with Dave ja vue, which is the same thing but an hour later.
A reference to the TV channel Dave, which endlessly recycles BBC panel games. Not to be confused with Dave ja vue, which is the same thing but an hour later.
Dave by Mathilda Underfoot February 5, 2010
Braggacockio
Portmanteau word formed from Braggadocio (a braggart in Spenser's Faerie Queene) and cock.
1 Boasting implausibly about one's own (or one's boyfriend's) virile member.
2 By extension, any entry on a social networking site where the writer attempts to kiss his own starfish in an endless cycle of self-aggrandisement.
1 Boasting implausibly about one's own (or one's boyfriend's) virile member.
2 By extension, any entry on a social networking site where the writer attempts to kiss his own starfish in an endless cycle of self-aggrandisement.
1) I see you've put a mock 'definition' of your own name on Urbandictionary. "{insert name here} - a boy with a sunny nature and an 18 inch wang". That's a real piece of braggacockio.
2) Oh dear, I've just been rejected by yet another female 'cause I'm hung like a dormouse. I'd best go online and indulge in some braggacockio to cheer myself up.
2) Oh dear, I've just been rejected by yet another female 'cause I'm hung like a dormouse. I'd best go online and indulge in some braggacockio to cheer myself up.
Braggacockio by Mathilda Underfoot February 4, 2010
Youthemism
The sort of word you might find on UD... Young-people talk. That scary language they speak to each other in the streets, using their own special words for things, hang on mate I'm not wearing me hearing aid...
From euphemism and youth.
From euphemism and youth.
Carvy innit? Proper chavoid. Like, gert wallops an' that! Wodjerbleevit? Chudhees! 180 the beeatch sez Oi.
(a series of youthemisms overheard in Bristol, England)
(a series of youthemisms overheard in Bristol, England)
Youthemism by Mathilda Underfoot February 4, 2010