Braggacockio

Portmanteau word formed from Braggadocio (a braggart in Spenser's Faerie Queene) and cock.

1 Boasting implausibly about one's own (or one's boyfriend's) virile member.

2 By extension, any entry on a social networking site where the writer attempts to kiss his own starfish in an endless cycle of self-aggrandisement.

1) I see you've put a mock 'definition' of your own name on Urbandictionary. "{insert name here} - a boy with a sunny nature and an 18 inch wang". That's a real piece of braggacockio.

2) Oh dear, I've just been rejected by yet another female 'cause I'm hung like a dormouse. I'd best go online and indulge in some braggacockio to cheer myself up.

by Mathilda Underfoot February 4, 2010

Braggadocio Stage

The first six months of a woman's engagement, when her number one priority is informing as many people as possible that she's engaged and/or showing off her wedding ring as much as possible.

It's difficult to get anything done in the office while Suzy is still in the Braggadocio Stage. All she does is talk about the wedding.

by Undeployed March 28, 2010

braggadocio

empty boasting, arrogant pretension, a swaggering, cocky manner.

Cook: "Who's that loud fuck sitting across the bar."
Pete: "Oh, that's Adam."
Cook: "What a dickhead."
Pete: "Yeah, but in spite of all the braggadocio, I actually like the guy."
Cook: "Really?"
Pete: "No, really?"

by Pete Dick February 13, 2008

braggadocio

noun;

1. a state of mind reached when a narcissist feels they have reached a point of global domination
2. the endorphin and adrenaline rush a crack whore feels after she users her paycheck to buy a hit of crack

Donald Trump braggadocio was shared with one hundred and one crack whores as they celebrated the release of his latest book.

by anonymouszombieapocalypse October 30, 2015

braggadocious

A big braggart usually with a small deficience

Darn that dude is so braggadocious i bet he has a uber small penis

by brujarer December 17, 2011

braggadocious

Donald Trump's word to describe what he is not, as used in the first presidential debate between Trump and Secretary Hillary Clinton.

"And I'm not using this in a braggadocious way..."

by Who Got Dat Big D? October 2, 2016

braggadocios

'When something is worth bragging about continuously and to a point of extremely annoying others.""

Guy 1 "Man Skip just keeps talking about how good his forensics team, listing all of their awards and achievements over and over again"

Guy 2 "Yeah they are totally worth the braggadocios"

by Remny July 30, 2012