mastodon's definitions

Monte Cristo

When one jerks off, cums in to the air, then proceedso to catch it in there mouth. Much like one would do with a m&m.

Me: I'm hungry dude.
friend: just have a Monte Cristo bro.

by Mastodon April 9, 2015

zakk wylde

One of the greatest guitarist to ever live on this planet. He has been Frintman and guitarist of Black Label Society and Lead guitar for ozzy. He can play everything and anything from classical to heavy metal.

Zakk Wylde a true god on the guitar

by mastodon October 9, 2005