-ums

the most annoying suffix in the world

jane: So, I was watching a movie with Leslie Uggams and my cat, fluff-ums jumps on my lap and starts eating my steakums...
me: go away before I stab you

by masteroffire January 18, 2012

taco bell

1. where the food is tasty and cheap, but you only rent it.
2. a place where you can grab a hand full of mild sauce for free and make some pretty bitchin' enchiladas with it. (no really, try it)

1. walks up to taco bell counter: yes, let me get five crunchy tacos for four hours.
taco dork: ok that'll be seven dollars and fifty cents with a dollar fifty late fee per hour.
2. my bro: I'm hungry
me: lets go to taco bell and d-block some of their mild sauce. then I'll make us some enchiladas with the cheese and beans in the fridge.

by masteroffire February 10, 2012

epical

when epic isn't enough to describe the magnitude of something

did you see that guy jump over an oncoming car? that was Epical!

by masteroffire January 02, 2012

autotune

that thing rappers use nowadays that makes you sound like a robot going through puberty. first developed for the mining industry as a way to find oil wells fossils coal and metal deposits underground it was later introduced to music by cher in her song "believe". it was made popular during the boy band phenomenon especially by N*sync I guess they figured if they couldn't make them genuinely sound good that a robot gargling was almost as good.

Kanye west: I'm such a musical genius.
Kanye east: let's see you sing without autotune,then.
Kanye west: fuck

by masteroffire October 19, 2012

piss box

when you buy some cheap chinese piece of shit product and the box smells like urine

bob: yo let's see that new laser you got from the import website
ted: I don't want to touch it. the box it came in smells like pee.
bob: you just got a piss box.

by masteroffire March 20, 2013

battleshit

a more appropriate name for the battleship movie

chip: hey let's watch a movie
brad: sure, but I want to see one that will be less fun than inserting razor wire into my ass.
chip: battleshit it is then
brad: oh god that's just insane

by masteroffire October 28, 2012

Glay

Any man who watches the television program "Glee" combined from the words Glee and gay as even if the guy in question doesn't enjoy the company of other men, watching glee is close enough.

bob: so you guys watch the new Family Guy?
tim: oh yeah, it was alright.
ted: I was watching Glee instead.
bob: you are so Glay.

by masteroffire November 23, 2012