master wisdom's definitions
WIZKID, WIZZKID or WIZZKID:
1. What complete twats/Wizdumbies call themselves in the mistaken belief that they are somehow cool or intelligent. They often mispell everything! They actually think stupidity is cool
2. People that have NO SKILLS and complete losers!
3. A Wanna-BEE Whiz!
4. Live in their own little world where they can make up their own little words as a miserable attempt to be one of the cool people, since they never learned how to spell or read (i.e...phat, lil, spittin, blow, thick).
5. PROPER: A teenager or adult who still wizs in his/her bed so is called a wiz kid!
"Ditzy Khalifa" sits in his fetid bedroom all day wanking over his 24 and making up bullshit stories while covered in dog fleas and he still has the nerve to call himself a wizzkid"
DJ big wiz still wizs in his bed, that is why he is known as the DJ wiz kid.
1. What complete twats/Wizdumbies call themselves in the mistaken belief that they are somehow cool or intelligent. They often mispell everything! They actually think stupidity is cool
2. People that have NO SKILLS and complete losers!
3. A Wanna-BEE Whiz!
4. Live in their own little world where they can make up their own little words as a miserable attempt to be one of the cool people, since they never learned how to spell or read (i.e...phat, lil, spittin, blow, thick).
5. PROPER: A teenager or adult who still wizs in his/her bed so is called a wiz kid!
"Ditzy Khalifa" sits in his fetid bedroom all day wanking over his 24 and making up bullshit stories while covered in dog fleas and he still has the nerve to call himself a wizzkid"
DJ big wiz still wizs in his bed, that is why he is known as the DJ wiz kid.
"Ditzy Khalifa sits in his fetid bedroom all day wanking over his 24 and making up bullshit stories while covered in dog fleas and he still has the nerve to call himself a wizkid"
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
Get the WIZKIDmug. WIZLE Wi-z-uhl(noun)
A sickness in which a person needs friends or they will shrivel up and die.
A White person with an IQ lower than 50 that is such a loser and takes on nigger qualities.
Better known as white trash.
A sickness in which a person needs friends or they will shrivel up and die.
A White person with an IQ lower than 50 that is such a loser and takes on nigger qualities.
Better known as white trash.
"You should be friends with that person, they have the wizle"
"Hey Wizle! Do you need me to be your friend right now?"
"WIZLE or also known as DITZY KHALIFA", will try to razzle dazzle you, but if you have any intelligence you will see right through them!
Don't act so khalifa! You have some intelligence, use it!
"Hey Wizle! Do you need me to be your friend right now?"
"WIZLE or also known as DITZY KHALIFA", will try to razzle dazzle you, but if you have any intelligence you will see right through them!
Don't act so khalifa! You have some intelligence, use it!
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
Get the WIZLE or also known as DITZY Khalifamug. A device that is often mis-spelled by morons, that lets people store clean urine so guys can pass drug tests. what people dont know is that cops test the temperature of the wiz, so if the urine is cold, you are basically fucked.
Guy #1: Oh wiz, here comes the police. Good thing i got my Wizinator.
Guy #2: Did you warm up the wiz before you left??
Guy #1: Son of a bitch.
Guy #2: Did you warm up the wiz before you left??
Guy #1: Son of a bitch.
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
Get the WIZinatormug. Put that dirty magazine down Khalifa, you raging wizwhacker!
Stop wizwacking, grandad, nany will be home soon!
khalifa wizwhacked himself into an aneurism!
Stop wizwacking, grandad, nany will be home soon!
khalifa wizwhacked himself into an aneurism!
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
Get the WIZwhackermug. WIZARD, AKA WHIZARD, AKA WHIZ:
1)Proper abbreviation for wizard or wizzard is Whiz, as in Robert AKA Bob..
2)a proffesional male that is well above a magician, usually of GREAT AGE and KNOWLEDGE and ranked of GREATER SKILL than a shaman or enchanter. The female gender of wizards are called Whizettes! You can always tell most fake Whizettes as they will use the male gender "Whiz", instead of their proud heritage of womanhood, "Whizettes"!
3)one of GREAT SKILL or KNOWLEDGE in a many different areas, most often knows with-out any formal schooling, having an inner-knowledge with-out any formal schooling, especially computers
4)an "old school" computer Whiz. Usually very knowledgeable with Unix, DOS, and other command prompt based operating systems. Also characterized by having double bridged glasses, long hair, and/or an afinity with everything sixties and early seventies.
5)An honorary titled bestowed on a master computer programmer by other computer programmers, one of the highest possible titles.
6)a microsoft program designed to make easier a certain task, such as pictures
7)Whizards are the wisest of all the magic users, for the whizards are often the oldest of the sorcerers, and often the most skilled. The Whizards take to more practical forms of magic, and try to solve problems with the least application of magic as possible.
9)most often mis-spelled as wiz by idiots and morons having no knowledge of the english language nor the heritage of wizards! What complete twats call themselves in the hopes and mistaken belief that they might become some how cool or intelligent. Complete LOSERS, WANNA-BE Whizs!
1)Proper abbreviation for wizard or wizzard is Whiz, as in Robert AKA Bob..
2)a proffesional male that is well above a magician, usually of GREAT AGE and KNOWLEDGE and ranked of GREATER SKILL than a shaman or enchanter. The female gender of wizards are called Whizettes! You can always tell most fake Whizettes as they will use the male gender "Whiz", instead of their proud heritage of womanhood, "Whizettes"!
3)one of GREAT SKILL or KNOWLEDGE in a many different areas, most often knows with-out any formal schooling, having an inner-knowledge with-out any formal schooling, especially computers
4)an "old school" computer Whiz. Usually very knowledgeable with Unix, DOS, and other command prompt based operating systems. Also characterized by having double bridged glasses, long hair, and/or an afinity with everything sixties and early seventies.
5)An honorary titled bestowed on a master computer programmer by other computer programmers, one of the highest possible titles.
6)a microsoft program designed to make easier a certain task, such as pictures
7)Whizards are the wisest of all the magic users, for the whizards are often the oldest of the sorcerers, and often the most skilled. The Whizards take to more practical forms of magic, and try to solve problems with the least application of magic as possible.
9)most often mis-spelled as wiz by idiots and morons having no knowledge of the english language nor the heritage of wizards! What complete twats call themselves in the hopes and mistaken belief that they might become some how cool or intelligent. Complete LOSERS, WANNA-BE Whizs!
No examples are needed, if you are worthy you will know what this means.
A Wizard will usually like to hang out at Renaissance festivals.
A Wizard will usually like to hang out at Renaissance festivals.
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
Get the WIZARDmug. A term used for farting that causes you to fly through the air. Commonly caused by drinking frobsckottle. Or eating to many beans.
Have you done a wizpopper?
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
Get the WIZpoppermug. WIZhouse:
It's what's {not)happening at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, AKA the White House. Also, abbreviated WZ. Usually used in a derogatory sense, and on political blogs like DailyKos.
Wizhouse also means do nothing, good for nothing politicians that inhabit same.
It's what's {not)happening at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, AKA the White House. Also, abbreviated WZ. Usually used in a derogatory sense, and on political blogs like DailyKos.
Wizhouse also means do nothing, good for nothing politicians that inhabit same.
What a kick in the WizHouse to have that report about the prisoner abuse coming out right before the elections!
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
Get the WIZhousemug.