Cheerio Boy

a term in the gay community (not widely used as I invented it myself). It refers to a fellow with a very small, round, and tight "he-hole".

He's a virgin! He's just GOTTA be a cheerio boy! ... .. unlike YOUR slutty, stretched out dried out ol' ass!

by masochistmonkeyjoe December 09, 2008

mud pickle

a turd. so called due to its shape and color.

I dropped a mud pickle or 2 into the hole before burying it.

Elaine hates walking her dog because she always has to pick up his mud pickles.

by masochistmonkeyjoe November 14, 2007

fapmare

a combination of "fap" and "nightmare". a revolting/unsexy thought or situation that prevents you from being able to fap/achieve an erection/orgasm

Mike usually found some alone time while his wife was at work, but the fat,dead homeless man that he found in his computer room this morning was such a fapmare that he could never spank it in there ever again.

by masochistmonkeyjoe April 23, 2009

Nightshades

n: sunglasses; esp. when worn at night and/or by a goth person.

Aren't Lady Skulltits' nightshades frightfully divine?

I wear my nightshades at night so I can so I can...

by masochistmonkeyjoe June 15, 2011

modyke

1. the mohawk hairstyle as worn by a lesbian
2. a lesbian with a mohawk hairstyle

Hey Jane, did you see the modyke on that bitch?

Mom! A modyke wearing converse sneakers just aksed me to the prom!!!

by masochistmonkeyjoe June 25, 2007