Cumbrella

Someone who lets everyone else cum on them. (not necessarily at one time. that would be bukkake )
Your mom is the cumbrella of Eastern Idaho.

Your dad is the cumbrella of Walla Walla, Washington.

Your sister is the cumbrella of the Martin Van Buren High School varsity football team.
by masochistmonkeyjoe March 17, 2007
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garglejob

this is a type of oral sex in which the performer keeps the penis in their throat during orgasm and gargles the semen around the end of the penis
Well, Mr. McDonald, if you want a garglejob you'll have to pay extra. I usually have to drink a whole 6 pack to clean all of the ejaculatory fluid out of my throat.
by masochistmonkeyjoe October 14, 2008
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Cheerio Boy

a term in the gay community (not widely used as I invented it myself). It refers to a fellow with a very small, round, and tight "he-hole".
He's a virgin! He's just GOTTA be a cheerio boy! ... .. unlike YOUR slutty, stretched out dried out ol' ass!
by masochistmonkeyjoe January 15, 2007
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HOTWETSEX

n: an exclamation equivalent to "awesome", "sweet" or "ace".
Dude 1: I just got 2 tickets to see The Plural Nouns this weekend!

Dude 2: HOTWETSEX!
by masochistmonkeyjoe May 17, 2011
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stompfuck

this is a violent sex act in which a dildo or other phallic object is attached to the bottom of a shoe or boot and "stomped" into the waiting hole of the "stompfuckee".
Dawn hadn't been stompfucked in a long time, so Tina helped her get her dildo harnessed to the bottom of her boot so it wouldn't come off during their sexual act.
by masochistmonkeyjoe October 14, 2008
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