masochistmonkeyjoe's definitions

HOTWETSEX

n: an exclamation equivalent to "awesome", "sweet" or "ace".

Dude 1: I just got 2 tickets to see The Plural Nouns this weekend!

Dude 2: HOTWETSEX!

by masochistmonkeyjoe June 10, 2011

fapmare

a combination of "fap" and "nightmare". a revolting/unsexy thought or situation that prevents you from being able to fap/achieve an erection/orgasm

Mike usually found some alone time while his wife was at work, but the fat,dead homeless man that he found in his computer room this morning was such a fapmare that he could never spank it in there ever again.

by masochistmonkeyjoe April 23, 2009

Nightshades

n: sunglasses; esp. when worn at night and/or by a goth person.

Aren't Lady Skulltits' nightshades frightfully divine?

I wear my nightshades at night so I can so I can...

by masochistmonkeyjoe June 15, 2011

modyke

1. the mohawk hairstyle as worn by a lesbian
2. a lesbian with a mohawk hairstyle

Hey Jane, did you see the modyke on that bitch?

Mom! A modyke wearing converse sneakers just aksed me to the prom!!!

by masochistmonkeyjoe June 25, 2007

Cheerio Boy

a term in the gay community (not widely used as I invented it myself). It refers to a fellow with a very small, round, and tight "he-hole".

He's a virgin! He's just GOTTA be a cheerio boy! ... .. unlike YOUR slutty, stretched out dried out ol' ass!

by masochistmonkeyjoe December 9, 2008