Definitions by masochistmonkeyjoe

clitless 

it's an adjective to describe a slutty article of clothing that reveals quite a bit of skin... it's a hyperbole based on "crotchless"

your mom left her leopard skin clitless catsuit at my house last night.

your dad was skanking around the mall in a pair of clitless leather shorts

clitless by masochistmonkeyjoe May 2, 2008

mud pickle 

a turd. so called due to its shape and color.

I dropped a mud pickle or 2 into the hole before burying it.

Elaine hates walking her dog because she always has to pick up his mud pickles.

mud pickle by masochistmonkeyjoe November 14, 2007

screwnicornhole 

v. to strap a dildo to your head (like the horn of a unicorn) and to screw someone IN THE ASS (the cornhole)

Jim screwnicornholed Patsy up against the front door until she was screaming like a banshee.

After screwnicornholing Michael, Dawn had to wash the fudge and corn off of her headgear.

screwnicornhole by masochistmonkeyjoe July 12, 2007

modyke 

1. the mohawk hairstyle as worn by a lesbian
2. a lesbian with a mohawk hairstyle

Hey Jane, did you see the modyke on that bitch?

Mom! A modyke wearing converse sneakers just aksed me to the prom!!!

modyke by masochistmonkeyjoe June 25, 2007

Cumbrella 

Someone who lets everyone else cum on them. (not necessarily at one time. that would be bukkake )

Your mom is the cumbrella of Eastern Idaho.

Your dad is the cumbrella of Walla Walla, Washington.

Your sister is the cumbrella of the Martin Van Buren High School varsity football team.

Cumbrella by masochistmonkeyjoe March 18, 2007