mary jane's definitions

green forest

A severely fucktarded little backwoods hick town in the middle of BFE!!!!!Mostly inhabited by fucktarded card carrying ass goblins(hillbillies).

Jeet yet? Nah, d'you? Yon't to? Awight! By god....I tell you what.

by Mary Jane October 14, 2003

Dirty Tamale

The act of anal sex with a mexican male or female. The act is done by taking one's Tapatio lubed penis and putting it in the ass of your mexican partner. Many ask if this is safe. Mexicans have an immunity to Tapatio and tend to have the most intense orgasms upon contact with Tapatio.

"Your girl ended up in the emergency room after you gave her a Dirty Tamale? Dude, you should've made sure she was Mexican first!"

by Mary Jane January 25, 2015

Pocahontas

Korean gurl from closter who luvz her ghetto boiz,only dates black and black and asian mixes others need not apply!And always reppin NYC

he...he...he... or la la la

by Mary Jane January 3, 2004

scooby doo

A Fat blunt.....

Dam bro fucking pass that scooby doo or scooby snack

by Mary Jane January 9, 2004

funky spunk

Generally associated with the episode of Sex and the City when Samantha reported that the guy she was blowing had "funky spunk", tasting like rotten asparagus. May be rectified by a shot of wheat grass, apparently.

"Hey Alice, give me a blow job."
"Fuck no."
"Why not?!?"
"Man, you've got some funky spunk."

by Mary Jane February 21, 2005

pineapple

a pineapple is someone who is brunette on the outside but a stereotypical blonde dumbass on the inside.

she's got brown hair but i swear she acts like one of those blonde bitches that say the word 'like' 10 times per sentence... fuckin pineapple....

by mary jane January 15, 2004

dueces

The second toke on a freshly-loaded pipe of marijuana.

"I get the cherry so i get dueces."

by Mary Jane May 13, 2005